Alan S. Branchen

[Smart Money Sports @SMSports34]

Thursday Night Football Notes: 📝

- Pitt is 0-9 straight up in Thursday road games against divisional opponents
- Pitt 0-4 @ Cleveland all time on Thursday’s
- Pitt has lost 4 straight in CLE
- The home team has covered 9 straight meetings
- CLE has won 7 straight on Thursday

[Terrys new account @Terryp3mk]

The Steelers should replace Renegade with All my ex’s live in Texas 😏

[GG @GarryGates]

The NFL has released footage of the proper technique Chop Robinson should have used to hit Patrick Mahomes.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

In my book, these men are still the bar for AFC broadcasting excellence.

[Rowley @RudisRowley]

To every international 65kg wrestler: You have FOUR WEEKS. You need to do zone 2–3 cardio five days a week, zone 4–5 the other two

Bo Bassett is coming, and if your gas tank isn’t ready, the whole world is going to watch it empty. Fair warning ✊🏿

[Rowley @RudisRowley]

We at RUDIS gave Bo Bassett a six figure deal at 14. Had 2027 circled for his first Senior World Team, LA 2028 for gold and a shoe deal to follow 💪🏿

Today he beat Real Woods to make his first Senior World Team a year early. Apparently nobody told Bo to wait 👏🏿

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Josh Allen has more career rushing touchdowns than Earl Campbell, Tony Dorsett, Edgerrin James, Thurman Thomas, Larry Csonka, O.J. Simpson, Herschel Walker, Fred Taylor, LeSean McCoy, Ricky Watters, Clinton Portis, and Stephen Jackson. As a 30-year-old quarterback. Insane.

[Some.BYU.Dude @ByuSome]

Don't forget to set your clock back one second this Saturday for Michigan Savings Time

[BeatinTheBookie.com®️ @BeatinTheBookie]

These PGA fans who call in to the PGA for complaints about possible golfer penalties during their rounds on TV are the biggest pussy Karen’s there are.

[John Fratto @JJF24242]

@MarkMaddenX You got this one wrong Mark. Porter is overrated. He doesn’t have touchdowns scored against him because he is constantly holding and getting interference calls against him. The ball gets set on the one yard line and then they just run it in for a TD. His stats are deceiving.

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

Wake up.
Open presents.
Spurs vs Knicks at 12.
Packers vs Bears at 1.
Heat vs Celtics at 2:30.
Bills vs Broncos at 4:30.
Sixers vs Lakers at 5.
Thunder vs Wolves at 8.
Rams vs Seahawks at 8:15.
Nuggets vs Warriors at 10:30.

Santa came through.
Christmas Day is absolutely insane.

[Xeriland @Xeriland]

The one in the mouth is the trouble maker.

[Bob Pompeani @KDPomp]

America 250🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[MayeIsKing @MayeIsKing_]

tom brady just narrated all-time American sports moments for America 250 and its fucking awesome

[Mike White @mwhiteburgh]

Seems like just a month or 2 ago I was coaching 9th grade hoops & going against this good North Allegheny 9th grade hooper named Cole Young. That was 2019.

Tonight that Cole Young plays at PNC for Mariners against Pirates - and he's only 22. Great story.

Cole as NA 9th grader:

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

😳🫃⛳️ #WILD — After Rory McIlroy hit a tee shot earlier, a heckler yelled "get in the bunker... I hope you live there today!"

Rory responded with a signal to the size of his belly 😭

[The Burgh Cave @BurghCave]

Pirates are 38-38.. on our preview pod we said stay 500 through all star break and go make moves and hopefully get hot & make a run. HOWEVER.. saw a stat that said Pirates have blown 17 saves. 17!! Take 8 of those 17 and they’re 46-30 and right there with the Brewers!! These missed opportunities add up and could cost you the lost season

@Pirates FIX IT!!!

[KΞRL_✂️ @KRL_defi_]

Joe Haden says most people have no idea how quickly an NFL contract disappears once taxes and family expenses hit.

“I signed a five-year, $50 million contract.”

“I had about $26.6 million guaranteed.”

“My first year, I got a $12 million signing bonus.”

“After taxes, I only touched around $7 million.”

“The first thing I did was give my parents $3 million.”

“Then I bought them a $1 million house.”

“So right away, about $5 million was gone.”

“I bought my brothers cars.”

“I bought myself a penthouse.”

“I got a Range Rover Sport and a Bentley GT.”

“People hear $50 million and think you’ve got $50 million sitting in the bank.”

“That’s not how it works.”

“You look up after all that and realize you might only have around $1 million left.”

“You start understanding real quick that a $50 million contract is not actually $50 million.”

“That’s why so many guys go broke.”

[Colin Dunlap @colin_dunlap]

There have been locked-in performances. Bonds, Curry, LeBron, Brady carving up defenses, etc.
I was watching this today.
Holy Jesus.
There might be no human ever more locked-in than George Thorogood was here. He was unstoppable. In a trance here.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Mean Joe Greene kicks a guy in the nuts and the entire Cleveland Browns roster comes after him. Man, I miss real football.