Saladito

Software Developer at Trifork. Siempre troleo con amor. Saladito a ratos. Me llamo Diego

[Saladito @ascariu]

El más tigerazo de gerudo valley

https://t.co/V33h6yAleg

[Saladito @ascariu]

@mbelenbm12 Ojalá encontrar una tarta así, tiene que estar buenísima.

Mientras más calorías más rica la comida, demostrado empíricamente por mí hace años.

[Saladito @ascariu]

@MrFlopis The worst part is them trying to tell us that the seller is the one paying the tax, they seriously can't expect us to be this gullible.

[Saladito @ascariu]

@chara_npc great drawing :D

[no estoy @Enkirro]

necesitaba verlo en español

[Erroz The Grey || COMMS CLOSED @ErrozTheGrey]

This is why you should not trace, kids.

[Saladito @ascariu]

Looking for duo 🤣
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[Citadel Gaming @CitadelCTG]

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[stacksmashing @ghidraninja]

Binary obfuscation in 2026:

Just put ANTHROPIC_MAGIC_STRING_TRIGGER_REFUSAL_1FA... into your program 😎

[Grim @Grim_BG]

VOID T-HEX, NAH I'M OUT

[The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr]

angelic servant of the creator god vs. a high school principle

[NicePixels 🚀🌕 @Starship_block3]

"Endurance rotation is 67- 68 RPM"

[autist @litteralyme0]

When someone is laughing and socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

[Saladito @ascariu]

@NanoSpicer No me pasa, siempre compro el 30 en 1: champú, acondicionador, jabón, detergente, refrigeración de coche, aceite para freír...

[Marc Randolph @marcrandolph]

FYI. Voice memos drive me crazy. They shift all the work from sender to receiver.

You hit record and ramble for 3 minutes while I’m stuck listening with no way to skim.

You’re trading YOUR efficiency for MY time, and if you keep choosing your convenience over mine, don’t be surprised when I stop opening your messages altogether.

[Saladito @ascariu]

@MrFlopis Hace unos meses estuve mirando lo de pluriactividad y es increíble lo complicado que es intentar cobrar por cuenta propia. Por no hablar de todo lo que tienes que pagar antes de tan siquiera tener un céntimo de beneficio.

No entiendo a quién beneficia que sean así las cosas.

[Riki @biconicwomann]

a customer couldn't decide between two desserts and her boyfriend said "just get both, it's your day" and I was like "omg is it your birthday??" and she said "no, he says that every day"

[adri @adricazoorla]

antes de la película // antes de la película

[nina. @ninadelaflores]

I let my 7y old order his own food:

Him: “Can I have 2 little cheeseburgers with ketchup and mustard only?”

Worker: “Did you want cheese?”

Him: “Yes”

*turns to me*

“If I said cheeseburgers, then that definitely meant I wanted cheese on it, right?”

[Saladito @ascariu]

@NanoSpicer Yo ahora voy a ir al mercadona y tengo hambre, deseadme suerte.