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@notkevinzhang I would like to use it to replace the extensive rubric grading criteria in an app we’re building to rate PowerPoint slide quality for millions of slides.

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@0xHvdes @DeRonin_ Field is open for all, young and experienced alike.

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Before the latest LLM updates in ClickUp I double-checked everything the AI drafted. With GPT-5.1 and Gemini 3 built in, first drafts of specs and briefing summaries are usually good enough to ship. Model upgrades really are workflow upgrades.

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If my Agent took PTO, I'd have to chase every status update myself: recalculating finish dates, flagging at-risk tasks, pinging people when they get assigned. In ClickUp my Agent handles all of it, and I just ask Chat for the summary. Not going back.

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Every morning I ask Brain² in ClickUp where my team's tasks stand against the plan: what's behind, what's at risk, what needs me today. Generic AI can't answer that. It can't see my tasks. Brain² can, and that context is the whole difference.

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@MaxWeDev @ClaudeDevs Yes, Claude will notify you when it updates.

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@SatosheeshETH @undercoverwhale @Lovable @AikidoSecurity @zauthinc Yes, because I have no logical reason to buy it, and I have yet to hear any reason. If you want to present it as a ‘fan’ token or meme-like token and want to buy just because you like the token that’s fine, but don’t pretend it’s a true utility token with any actual value.

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@undercoverwhale @Lovable @AikidoSecurity @zauthinc My thesis stands. $ZAUTH still has little to no utility. The product doesn’t NEED the token. Customers can just buy credits.

Buybacks are not utility. Staking is not utility. Referral rewards are not utility.

It’s mostly a token-support loop built around the business.

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@undercoverwhale Maybe it’s a great product, but why does it need a token?

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1/ The hype vs reality:

What they promise: AI writes your app while you sip coffee

What happens: AI writes boilerplate while you fix its hallucinations, then refactor everything because it has no taste

Still faster. Just not magic.

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Everyone's talking about AI replacing developers.

Here's what actually happens when you use it daily for 6 months 🧵

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@theboymanager @StJsn1 I’m just here because I’ve never had a comment liked.

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For every like this tweet gets for the next 24 hours I will buy $1 worth of Monero.

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@CrashiusClay69 Honestly this resonates so much. I remember thinking when we were up only, how if it continued, we’d all be rich. In my mind it didn’t feel great because I thought, if everyone does it then it’s nothing special. Also, I knew there’s no way they’d let us all win. And they didn’t.

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@0xroyce369 Gm all

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@MirageMogul Congrats man. You’re one of the few real traders out here.

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@WatcherGuru Who’s the smartest AI on the other 6 days of the week?

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@WatcherGuru “After further investigation, we found no wrong-doing”

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@MirageMogul Hallelujah we’re saved!