ascetic2026

millennial boomer. only the hottest takes since 2009. virgo sun gemini moon sagittarius rising. confirmed INFP-T

[ascetic2026 @ascetic1989]

@tkisrage thank you

[ascetic2026 @ascetic1989]

why does everyone call him baby netanyahu even though he is a grown ass old man

[Mariam 🐘 @Gaismair]

Anytime someone talked to Mao about marriage he’d say: “the rape leagues? Im good.”

[Kana @Kanatunga]

Christopher Nolan just can't control himself 😭
#TheOdyssey

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

stop using those 4chan words and you'll instantly feel a bit more human

[ascetic2026 @ascetic1989]

@Be_like_legend its almost funny how pretty much all twenty of these apply to me

[ascetic2026 @ascetic1989]

BREAKING: rizzler tapped to referee UFC fight between hawk tuah and six seven

[ascetic2026 @ascetic1989]

@alex_prompter "i met perplexity. she's a woman" - claude

[ascetic2026 @ascetic1989]

why doesnt he change out of work clothes before cooking, thats dumb as hell https://t.co/0ACHcOWkB9

[남에 갤러리 @Namuigaelleoli]

23살 일본 직장인 퇴근 후 루틴이라는데

퇴근하자마자 저녁 식재료 손질
바로 헬스장 가서 운동
귀가해서 직접 찜 요리 해먹고 스킨케어까지

퇴근하면 침대에만 붙어있게 되는데 어떻게 저렇게 절제하며 살지 싶음... 특히 휴일 4시 25분 기상은 진짜 ㄹㅈㄷ

여러분은 이거 가능하신가요?ㅋㅋ

[ascetic2026 @ascetic1989]

@parakeetnebula mama mia

[ascetic2026 @ascetic1989]

@_redfeels i get depressed that people in america havent moved on from religion like the rest of the wealthy world has

[ascetic2026 @ascetic1989]

@PanasonicDX4500 i’ve been saying this. the northeast as a state would be as successful as any western european country but our quality of life would go way up imo

[ascetic2026 @ascetic1989]

@realeigenvalues it kind of does actually

[ascetic2026 @ascetic1989]

@realeigenvalues yikes…

[ascetic2026 @ascetic1989]

@justalexoki i do this not because of being poor but because i like my natural fiber clothes and want to protect them and all the new ones are polyester dogshit

[danny @d4nnytye]

hate when you’re waiting for the green man like some pedestriancel and you get absolutely jaywalkmogged by a rightofwaychad. fuck

[ascetic2026 @ascetic1989]

@suchnerve never been diagnosed with anything (by virtue of never going to doctors by virtue of not having health insurance but living in america) but yeah i wouldnt be surprised if they'd say i have a lil undiagnosed autism or maybe even a lil undiagnosed adhd as a treat

[ascetic2026 @ascetic1989]

what good is food science if they can't invent a chicken that's all flats and no drums

[ascetic2026 @ascetic1989]

@612jack are you having a stroke