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The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Want To Learn How to Do Other Stuff Good Too

[A.WOOD @aschell79]

@ukpackers where’s the best place to watch the Pack in Ireland? 💚💛

[A.WOOD @aschell79]

@AndreaSolberg Same 😂

[A.WOOD @aschell79]

@Imposter_Edits I think they’d be surprised at how little people would care lol

[A.WOOD @aschell79]

At what age will I be told to bring actual food to Easter and not alcohol?? 🤔

[ThatBravoAccount @YourBravoFriend]

Me and my bestie picking band over choir in middle school

[A.WOOD @aschell79]

#RHOSLCreunion is trash. Lisa was wrong but the gang up from the other couch is annoying. There’s plenty of other things to talk about...let’s move on

[A.WOOD @aschell79]

@realitybyAshley I think Carl and Lindsey are trying to prove to themselves they’re more than friends with their posts but it’s not working for me. They both look amazing tho 💯 I think Paige and Craig both like each other’s lifestyles, I’m just not convinced yet

[A.WOOD @aschell79]

This is the best character on television right now #babybilly #RighteousGemstones

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

There’s thousands of songs about getting your heart broken but only one about moving to the country and eating lots of peaches

[A.WOOD @aschell79]

@realitybyAshley Beer or cheese curds!

[Reality By Ashley @RealityByAshley]

me to my dog 50 times today #rhoslc

[A.WOOD @aschell79]

@SouthwestAir “ATC issues” “Disruptive Weather”

[A.WOOD @aschell79]

@SouthwestAir *US weather forecast*

[A.WOOD @aschell79]

@jushwood So you’re taking me to Norway?? 😉

[A.WOOD @aschell79]

@RealCarlosGomez @Brewers @BrewerNation @Bucks @AndreaSolberg headed to your house? 👀

[A.WOOD @aschell79]

@TheWlfeOfPabIo LVP brought us Vanderpump Rules 🤷🏼‍♀️

[A.WOOD @aschell79]

@AndreaSolberg A full ass turd 😐 fucking gross lmao

[A.WOOD @aschell79]

Finn was sick all night and felt so bad for him and then this morning he puked up a turd 💩🙄...dogs man

[A.WOOD @aschell79]

@AndreaSolberg Lmao that was the extent of my social media game back then 😂