Alex Schluter

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Anytime I say something douchey, just know, I'm only saying it ironically.

[Alex Schluter @aschludacris]

The grinch was just tired of this consumerist bs

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Webkinz is just a stuffed animal version of a black mirror episode

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When I spell “bananas” I sing Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani in my head

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@TimHerrera Read this article and it offered some life changing information in a few short questions, great work. I guess this will be my last comment on twitter before I delete all my social medi

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#arch106

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@PFTCommenter Big embrace debate thats a real hot topic

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#Arch106 #Archaeology #typologies #spindlewheel

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I’m gonna start buying shirts made outta lint so that my shirts start collecting other shirts #SmartSpending