AS

idk, nothing but a big nerd

[AS @aschmitt4949]

service industry will do that to you

[sam @sam_d_1995]

bruh she literally just hates every single holiday lmao

[AS @aschmitt4949]

@john_siglerr I cheated, but there are 2 defenders that have 5 picks against him

[AS @aschmitt4949]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Richard Johnson @RichJohnsonNFL]

The perfect time to make your debut on the NFL top 100.

No. 67 for #Browns QB Shedeur Sanders

[B. @brooke_urself22]

It is SUPER disrespectful. The fuck. It’s frowned upon because being late impacts more than just you. Late to a hair appt? Now you’ve fucked your stylist and every other appointment that day. Grow up. Plan better. Wake up earlier. BE. ON. TIME.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I’ve taken a lot of hits, and I’ve deserved some of them. I beat myself up over them more than you can imagine.

But the grace people have shown me here is truly humbling.

Some of the kindest words have come from the people you’d least expect.

And for that I am so grateful.

This isn’t about me. It’s about every person in recovery who shows up and tries again.

And to everyone still in the fight tonight: you are not alone, I see you.

[AS @aschmitt4949]

This is an insane tweet

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

[AS @aschmitt4949]

Things that didn't happen for 100 pls

[NBA Courtside @NBA__Courtside]

Anthony Davis says he told Gayle Benson, owner of the Pelicans that he wanted to return to the Pelicans at the end of his career after getting traded to the Lakers

However, when the Pelicans did NOT give AD a tribute video in his first game back, that door closed

Davis scored 41 points that night as he thought It was ‘f*cked up’ to not receive a tribute.

(Via @DraymondShow) 😳

[AS @aschmitt4949]

This is.....shockingly spot on

[Slim @onu_slim]

The scariest age for a man is 37.

Not because something dramatic happens that day, but because many realities begin to collide at the same time.

At 37, life stops feeling theoretical. The dreams you had in your twenties are now being measured against the reality you have built so far. Some men feel proud of their progress. Others quietly begin asking themselves uncomfortable questions.

By this age, responsibilities are usually heavy. Career pressure is real, family expectations may be rising, children may depend on you, and financial decisions suddenly carry more weight than they did before.

Another subtle thing happens around this age. You begin to notice your parents aging. The people who once looked strong and permanent start showing signs of slowing down. It reminds you that time is not standing still for anyone.

At the same time, you start realizing that your energy is no longer unlimited. The reckless optimism of youth begins to fade, and decisions must become more intentional.

For many men, 37 becomes a moment of reflection. A point where they either double down on building the life they want or drift into routines that slowly define the rest of their years.

The scary part is not the age itself.

It is the clarity that suddenly arrives with it.

[GamersNexus @GamersNexus]

Normalize deploying corporate executives on the frontlines of the wars they're involved in, but arm them only with LLMs.

[AS @aschmitt4949]

What a loser

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

From the ESPN report: Bill Polian was a vocal figure in the Hall of Fame deliberations involving Bill Belichick, with Spygate and Deflategate coming up among voters during discussions.

Per a voter who spoke anonymously, Polian — the former Bills and Colts GM and longtime Patriots rival — told some voters he believed Belichick should “wait a year” as penance for Spygate.

[AS @aschmitt4949]

No one wanted this slop in the first place. You never had permission

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Microsoft CEO has warned people must “do something useful” with AI before it loses public support

Satya Nadella added, “We will quickly lose even the social permission to take something like energy, which is a scarce resource”

[AS @aschmitt4949]

Bruh there's literally no business whatsoever doing this

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

what would you do in this situation😭?

[AS @aschmitt4949]

Bleu cheese olives in martinis

[` @ymmmayer]

what are you convinced people are just pretending to enjoy???

[AS @aschmitt4949]

YouTube premium is the single best QoL change you can make as an adult

[sono✖️🌗 @sosonosonosono]

i genuienly can't believe people like this actually exist wtf do you mean you pay for youtube

[AS @aschmitt4949]

How do people arrive at conclusions like this

[dhanishtamoon ☾ @aquamoonbb]

men’s hate for fiction is directly correlated to them being devoid of empathy. like of course you don’t care about stories about other people… you only care about yourself.

[Max Twain @MaxTwain24]

Stop, man. Just go back to doing the hillbilly standup schtick. The politics thing isn’t for you.

[AS @aschmitt4949]

God I fucking can't stand this guy

[Zack @Asmongold]

@FearedBuck Tipping, a side-effect from slavery, is a psyop created by the business ruling class to pit the middle class against the working class

Engaging in tip-shaming or forms of social compliance to continue tipping works solely to continue this abuse

Never tip if you don't want to

[AS @aschmitt4949]

I hate Hilary Clinton so much

[Jacob N. Kornbluh @jacobkornbluh]

Hillary Clinton, at the Israel Hayom summit, on Mamdani:

“He was a brilliant social media candidate…. We'll see what happens in the governing and what the real consequences are.”

[AS @aschmitt4949]

Who is this guy, why is he on my timeline, and why is he being such a boomer?

Also is "heaving" some type of British lingo I'm unaware of

[Tim Chapman @IslingtonChap]

Every pub I’ve walked past on the way home is heaving.

Young people spilling out onto the streets. Many with expensive vapes in their hands. Puffing away like there is no tomorrow.

They can pay much, much more in tax before they hit the breadline.

Can, and will.

[AS @aschmitt4949]

Weirdos

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

God, as I stand at the Western Wall, I join all those of Faith who stood here before me.