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[aimee @aschuchy]

Not just angry... it’s like bumper cars, run you over, shoot you with a gun homicidal.

[aimee @aschuchy]

Slow drivers make me homicidal.

[aimee @aschuchy]

Blacklist, pleaseeee bring Tom back. Please.

[aimee @aschuchy]

Mark Wahlberg is up there with Affleck.

[aimee @aschuchy]

Need to add Deep Water Horizon to my list of epic movies.

[aimee @aschuchy]

Turns out cream of coconut is not the same as coconut cream 🤷🏼‍♀️

[aimee @aschuchy]

I made a critical error in my soup tonight.

[aimee @aschuchy]

Second best part of 2020 was definitely Pillsbury making their raw cookie dough edible.

[aimee @aschuchy]

Sorry to the Amazon guy that had to deliver something next to the pile of dog blankets I shook outside but forgot to wash 😬

[aimee @aschuchy]

Ohhh my lord if this ain’t true 😂

[Pôl @cumrolad]

Get ALDI checkout staff to distribute the vaccine 💉 We’d all be done by Jan 3rd.

[aimee @aschuchy]

Basically I’m just a Ben Affleck fan.

[aimee @aschuchy]

The Accountant and The Town are the best movies ever.

[aimee @aschuchy]

This dog is going to be the death of me.

[aimee @aschuchy]

Like you start dinner, then walk away, start to get real hungry, then someone asks what’s for dinner and ohhhh yeah, I had something in the oven it’s prob done👩🏼‍🍳

[aimee @aschuchy]

My cooking style is to just forget about it and it’s done when you remember 🤷🏼‍♀️

[aimee @aschuchy]

99% sure there’s a caramel coffee I brewed and forgot to drink.

[aimee @aschuchy]

Avatar land for sure

[BroBible @BroBible]

What fictional place would you visit if it was a real destination?

[aimee @aschuchy]

It’s just about the worst time of the day. #wtfamicookingfordinner

[aimee @aschuchy]

I have a very strong love/hate relationship with this wood stove.

[aimee @aschuchy]

I keep saying I’m going to be less lazy but here I am, yet again, being lazy af.