Andrew Schwartz

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@TomBartonSports By a toenail!

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@LoathsomDove @SrussSteven @omgsidewalks Hey Aaron, Mark Twain once said, it’s better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Perhaps you should consider that advice 👍🏼

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@LoathsomDove @omgsidewalks You’re assuming everyone will keep pace, which is highly unlikely. Also, zipper merging is literally drivers ed 101.

The fact that you use the term “mog” makes it clear you lack any intelligence.

Aaron, it’s okay to be stupid, but there is absolutely no reason to flaunt it.

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@HawkEmDownChris Ken Griffey Senior’s son

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@LoathsomDove @omgsidewalks Aaron, if everyone stopped using the lane 3 miles before it closed they would just create more traffic. You seem like you rode the short bus…and the bus driver was a moron.

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@memarisa7 This could be the most confusing bot/clickbait shit I’ve ever seen.

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@oliviacola NGL, I never would’ve guessed you were trans!

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@sabamaliktmhg Happy

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@Cornerin5 @simonateba A) You lost all the brain cells you had way before this tweet was even posted
B) If the majority are telling you you’re wrong and you still refuse to admit it, not only are you wrong, but you’re also clearly retarded

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@cr1pGonza @rushicrypto How did 3 thousand people “like” this comment? If you are ever wondering where we have gone wrong, look no further

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@Cornerin5 @simonateba https://t.co/sjLt752xSK

Imagine looking like this and commenting on the looks of others.

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@braves2430 Ray Handley

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@SagedUpRadio We’re so back! Shit, we suck again!

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@HawkEmDownChris Those things you mentioned

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@NoEscalators

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@LoveTherapis1 Crap, I did it before they were offering this!

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@LoveTherapis1 My hump day was just peachy 😉

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@DukeGomez7 That definitely looks like “women”, plural

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@aiwrestling You got it, chief

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@divahere_ngl Post one and we’ll let you know