Alex Schwarz

Just a crazy cat lady, living the dream one cat at a time

[Alex Schwarz @aschwarz2]

@J_Hagstrom mmmmm not quite! Hahaha

[Alex Schwarz @aschwarz2]

Babies babies babies everywhere... Here I am worrying about what I'm going to eat every hour of the day...

[Alex Schwarz @aschwarz2]

Get off your high horse Farrah, you're trash. #TeenMom

[Alex Schwarz @aschwarz2]

Well losing my whole purse is a first... Damn you alcohol

[Carly ⚓️ @CarlyGetschmann]

The entire fucking world is testing my patience today. Fuck. Off.

[Cousin Chuck @CharlieBelanger]

Someone at my sister's graduation wrote "Bye Felicia" on her cap and I hate her without ever talking to her.

[Alex Schwarz @aschwarz2]

Why do girls think it's okay to wear crop tops when they have a gut. What's wrong with you?

[Alex Schwarz @aschwarz2]

@jPax_ Whatevs 💁

[Alex Schwarz @aschwarz2]

@jPax_ yeah I did

[Alex Schwarz @aschwarz2]

@gfisch8 crap I hoped you wouldn't see me

[UW–Madison @UWMadison]

Melvin charges to the Chargers 😎 Thanks for all the fun, @Melvingordon25.

Love,
#BadgerNation
#NFLDraft

[Alex Schwarz @aschwarz2]

I dread running everyday, how do people actually enjoy this shit?

[Alex Schwarz @aschwarz2]

@kelsjo24 🙌🙌

[Alex Schwarz @aschwarz2]

@kelsjo24 no no no, I am.