Melissa Brogan

Video gamer, amateur genealogist, gymnastics fan, all around nerd. Views expressed do not necessarily reflect those of my employer. She/her.

[Melissa Brogan @asciident]

@mendel 🤪 of course, I have my filters and fluids all checked every time I have my oil changed. Not allowed to do even simple car maintenance at my apartment or I'd do it myself.

[CBS News @CBSNews]

RECALL ALERT: Tyson Foods chicken recall expands to nearly 9 million pounds due to listeria risk https://t.co/W0qIouiYDL

[Melissa Brogan @asciident]

@Evolyn_ It makes BLT nights so easy. Especially when we just use our toaster oven…

[Melissa Brogan @asciident]

@JustOrb Pls send the rain NW. it is so dry here. 😭

[The Hill @thehill]

Colorado Gov signs sweeping police reform bill ending qualified immunity, banning chokeholds https://t.co/J9td8EtadO

[The New York Times @nytimes]

The extraordinary heat wave that scorched the Pacific Northwest last week would almost certainly not have occurred without global warming, an international team of climate researchers said Wednesday.
https://t.co/YW5JiroDP0

[Jessica Rose @jesslynnrose]

A tech employer emailed me to say it's unfair to be "stealing" talent from companies going back in office and I'm going to print this out and buy a heart shaped frame.

[Melissa Brogan @asciident]

@JustOrb I googled the author after I tweeted and was surprised to find this guy is probably close to my age. Still young enough to down an awful lot of Monster, though.

[Melissa Brogan @asciident]

@JustOrb “I did nothing and am disappointed with the result.”

Go back to writing Reddit threads, kid. Geez.

[Melissa Brogan @asciident]

@Aly_Raisman Hope he is found safe soon! 💔

[Melissa Brogan @asciident]

If you’re in the Boston area and spot this dog, please help return him to Aly.

[Melissa Brogan @asciident]

@TerranGregory I'd gotten bored with EverQuest and I found a CD with a 1-week trial in a Maxim magazine. It was late 2005.

[Melissa Brogan @asciident]

@mimismartypants plus why do they think Thomas Jefferson had so many damn kids? don't tell me he wouldn't be wasting half his day on pornhub.

[ʏᴀɴᴀ ❍ ᵖʳⁱᶜᵉˡᵉˢˢ @echosdune]

back to Tom Holland's iconic umbrella lips sync battle performance & Zendaya's reaction to it

[Melissa Brogan @asciident]

Ate at a restaurant (outdoors, no table service) for the first time in over a year. 🙃

[Melissa Brogan @asciident]

Tonight’s weather is pretty much perfect for summertime. 👍

[(((Matthew Lewis))) cults & consequences @mateosfo]

Last week I was in a thread where someone wondered about heat, human survivability/habitability, and climate change. I've done some technical work on this specific question, so, quick thread on basics, and what to worry about.

Key term to know: The "wet bulb" temperature.

[Melissa Brogan @asciident]

I feel ancient.

[Melissa Brogan @asciident]

Had dinner at this cute park in Centralia. 🥰🌲🍗

#centralia #washington #pnw #picnic #fortborstpark #nofilter @ Fort Borst Park https://t.co/0j1EiTJ2LZ