Ben Wheeler

[Ben Wheeler @asclepius89]

@DLoesch don’t know if you heard but Optimus Prime is 3/3 celebrity deaths in 3 days.

[Ben Wheeler @asclepius89]

@DLoesch A girl in the class I’m a student teacher for literally just said he died

[Ben Wheeler @asclepius89]

@PopcornPost_ I’m a millennial that grew up on Red Skelton.

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@JohnDaltonQuinn @TheLaurenChen Why did Robinson’s defense attorney “simply accept the government’s assertion?”

[Ben Wheeler @asclepius89]

@libsoftiktok Murder aside, it appears he deported himself.

[Ben Wheeler @asclepius89]

@PopcornPost_ Posts like this make me want to say the thing OP doesn’t want said

[Ben Wheeler @asclepius89]

@TheOfficerTatum He got what was coming for him, I just wish we made the same effort at punishing murderers instead of letting them of dozens of times

[Ben Wheeler @asclepius89]

@waitmaya 31

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@HawkEmDownChris B:TAS

[Ben Wheeler @asclepius89]

@Kclive__ Reminds me of Jack Sparrow’s line when Will Turner (ironically also played by Orlando Bloom) tells him he’d beat him in a fair fight, “That’s not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?”

[Ben Wheeler @asclepius89]

@SpencerKlavan I love Dante, but…

[Ben Wheeler @asclepius89]

@MattWalshBlog You’re forgetting the interspecies love story Shape of Water

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

"Are you working hard or hardly working?" https://t.co/SQHxBcmGbD

[Ben Wheeler @asclepius89]

@Sierra_rak I mean…

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@robinsonishyde Nobody tell her about the first sequel.

[Ben Wheeler @asclepius89]

@tdragons345 The most annoying thing about this post is, super stylized as it was, the events of 300 aren’t myth.

[Ben Wheeler @asclepius89]

@dfw_ella_ I have my issues with The Odyssey but saying Troy is the superior film is an unserious take

[Ben Wheeler @asclepius89]

@michaeljknowles Stop while you’re ahead

[Erick Erickson @EWErickson]

Check it out: https://t.co/E9Vgguwyug

[Ben Wheeler @asclepius89]

@MattWalshBlog Yeah but Homer started in the middle of the story too