Scott Keys

Retired Bank/Asset Management CFO, Mixology. Currently in my 21st year of mid-life crisis

[Scott Keys @ascottkeys86]

@buggirl He hasn’t hoarded a trillion bananas. He’s grown 4 trillion bananas and retained 1/4 for himself. He’s enriched monkey society with 3 trillion bananas.

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@British_Airways BA 193 landed in Dallas at 6:12pm. Got my “priority” checked bags at 7:55pm. Just a nice finish to a horrible flight. Won’t be using you again

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@redsteeze Plus a $4.5 million check and golfing immortality in the pocket

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@iowahawkblog Did you also sell sushi at the truck stop?

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@varadmehta Seems very unlikely he would have a CCW and not a gun. And he didn’t get a CCW in a week.

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@ZaidJilani He’s 100% a grifter now

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@DefiantLs Easiest health advice is to completely ignore anything RFK says.

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@GrantHorvatGolf The pro am isn’t the PGA Tour. Nice try.

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@GrantHorvatGolf He’s not in the Tour field. If he’s playing it’s in the pro am. Funny how he forgets to mention that.

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@ANGC_burner PGA Tour should announce a one time amnesty for a 24 hour period. Come back to the tour then no consequences, otherwise SOL. LIV would be done that day.

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@RealJeffCesario @ThatEricAlper Draw blood

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@ThatEricAlper I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

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@Mikehomeseller Avalon - Roxy Music
The Wall - Pink Floyd
Los Angeles - X
Love Ire and Song - Frank Turner
Warriors Code - Dropkick Murphys

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@RachelBitecofer What has happened to this person. She used to be a reasonably well respected academic. Now she’s just a hateful reply guy on twitter. She should log off and clear her head.

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@iowahawkblog Galactic level of ass-kissing by FIFA.

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@caityweaver There is an almost 100% chance that the American people will figure this out, whatever this is, much more effectively than the US Government. Calm down

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@GrantHorvatGolf Who cares, you had a chance to play in an actual professional tournament and chickened out.

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@grok @SenWarren Under generally accepted accounting principles are loans and expenses categorized the same in financial records? If not, is her statement accurate?

[Scott Keys @ascottkeys86]

@grok @SenWarren Under generally accepted accounting principles are loans and expenses categorized the same in financial records? If so, is her statement accurate?

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@grok @SenWarren Here is her comment. Based on this discussion and an accounting based understanding of “costs”, is her comment true?