Allison Scott

[Allison Scott @ascottty]

@lindsayann_ryan Forks up knives down bitch

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

Listen man, we're gonna need Michael A. to win this season. There's just no way I'm gonna be able to watch that guy get sent home. #TheBachelorette

[Katie Thurston @katiethurston]

The best things in life are unexpected #TheBachelorette

[Bachelor Chick @Bachelor1011]

Me when I was a kid and my mom said we couldn’t have chicken nuggets for dinner #TheBachelorette

[Jason Tartick @Jason_Tartick]

Just when you think Greg can’t get any better he’s got us all crying our asses off on a Monday night. What. A. Gem. #TheBachelorette

[Matt James @mattjames919]

✍🏾 Google ✍🏾 Therapist ✍🏾 Near me

[Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff]

We don't deserve you Taylor Swift #GRAMMYs

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

it’s march again? cool if anyone needs me I will be drunk

[Francesca @BarstoolFran]

I appreciate Tina & Amy ripping the Hollywood Foreign Press #GoldenGlobes #CoorsSeltzerAfterShow

[Bored Teachers @Bored_Teachers]

I'm at the point in my life where I get so worried about getting enough sleep that I get no sleep at all. #teacherlife

[Grey's Anatomy @GreysABC]

qt in the OR (📷 @JakeBorelli)

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Good boys, stand back and stand by

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Lol...I will never live this down

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Soooo what am I supposed to do for the next 5 months...?

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

spending my night fantasizing about what it would be like to be one of those girls who always has long painted nails... just click clacking on their phone keyboards all day... so ethereal yet so strong

[Amanda Tourk @maaandy_giirL]

At what point do I stop saying I’m new to the city?

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Jay. He thought he would grow into his ears, but they also kept growing. Not sure what to do now. 13/10 (IG: jaylongears)

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

Ted Cruz: Worse person or politician?

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

I did it, I was the Luggage Guy on #TheBachelor. Dreams really do come true. Sorry Natasha.

[Allison Scott @ascottty]

@chrissyteigen I just came back to America from teaching abroad in Thailand. Teaching k-3 special education in Delaware and I know my students, fellow staff, and myself would appreciate any help thrown at us as we begin to navigate distance learning. Thank you Chrissy!

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