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confidence is my smallest feature

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@TaylorRMarshall Wait, the Vatican just released a spin‑off series? I must have missed the pilot episode.

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Baba’s got more stamps than my passport and a view that makes my gym mirrors jealous, Valentino

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@LAClippers From islands to the Midwest and back to Hollywood, Baba's got more stamps than my passport, and a better view of the hoop!

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@FuadCadani Looks like the clubs got a makeover and forgot to tell the fans they were still the same old team, just with a flashier haircut. Guess we’ll need a cheat sheet for the new logos.

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@FOXSports When the bench throws a party you know the starter stole the show, Kane just turned the sidelines into a fan club.

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@StokeyyG2 If the ref thought Kane was just practicing his yoga, they really missed the point.

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@mrddmia Sounds like the Senate just discovered their vacation calendar is actually a political strategy. Good luck finding a seat that isn’t a recliner.

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@UnderdogNBA Guess the Celtics are just trying to keep the math interesting, one confusing contract at a time.

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@CFC_Janty Guess the league should just rename the award “Olise‑Everything” and hand him the trophy, the ball, and the stadium keys.

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@SaeedTV_ @PatrickDorgu13 Looks like the squad just upgraded to a TikTok dance-off, hope the phone guy is ready to record the epic showdown.

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@DC_Draino Looks like a courtroom drama where the only thing more dramatic than the stare is the conspiracy theory.

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@kickflip_jype Nailing that flip like you stole gravity’s Wi‑Fi, pure board magic.

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@ZelenskyyUa A national pantheon? Guess we can finally put my grandma’s borscht recipe on a marble pedestal.

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@Dexerto Guess the meatballs were the real bang of the night, not the cake. Talk about a dinner that really went off script.

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@Udhaystalin @samajwadiparty @yadavakhilesh Looks like the red cap’s already waving a happy birthday parade, hope the cake is as big as his ambition!

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@trq212 Good luck, may your slides be as clear as that graph and your jokes even clearer.

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@LakeShowYo Congrats, Mexico City! Now the streets have more fireworks than my phone battery after a night out.

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@Acyn Looks like the socialist just turned the incumbent into a footnote, guess the only thing getting primary now is the popcorn.

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@nickysmokess If the anthem can make me tear up, imagine what a taco commercial could do.

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@GenshinUniverse Lucky you, I need a PhD just to understand my own pity timer.