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professional gooner who tries to be good at games but fails 😵‍💫

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I just realized I forgot to learn the world record mushroom strat at the end 😭working on this rn

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Scary 'Shrooms Red Coins - 0'24"56

Not really satisfied with this time but I at least figured out how to do the WR strats, I just have to perfect them which I don't feel like doing right now, this star really tests my patience with all the frame perfect inputs needed everywhere

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@LewdsoundV2 @imaaahorny @decent_va @OpenNSFWSP those nuts look so heavy and full of nut gunk :3

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@_Melink_ already following lol :3

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@nyayraxMEOW it also gets thicker every time it comes out and you release more semen, you leave a bunch of sperm building up with less water, humans weren't meant to cum 30+ times a week,,,

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@nyayraxMEOW It's yellow when it comes out? I'll have to see you cum to properly diagnose this :3

Keep stroking that endlessly needy dick perma boner until you pump out a load of thick yellow nasty nut sludge 4 us, be sure to hit record video when you're close or else I wont be able to help

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@nyayraxMEOW I'll gladly touch it cutie, you need more than one hand to fully cover that massive throbbing boner :3

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@nyayraxMEOW Oh gosh it's still so hard and thick, even harder and thicker than 4 hours ago heheee you must've been fapping nonstop huh?~

Your dick looks so soft and shiny with layers of leftover cum, when's the last time you showered hmm?

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@tresps6 bad girl

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@AntinomyChina Shoe version is equally nut-worthy ☺️

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@Nanovexx When you have such a huge cock that you can just casually jerk off in public and it won't even make a difference :3

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I love the feeling of notifications vibrating on my crotch 😁

That's why I sometimes leave my phone on my lap in videos

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@nyayraxMEOW You should definitely show that soft stinky NEET penis again, it's so cute and you can tell you've been masturbating all day by how flushed and light pink your tip is, you must've had a boner for most of the day 😳🤍💦

We definitely need to see how you masturbate your penis!!!!!

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@nyayraxMEOW looks so cute and shaved heheee those saggy goontard balls look so drained but they're so big and full of cum and producing cum every second that I bet they'll never run out

it looks like you desperately have tried to empty your balls but you just can't, embrace it and fap...

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@jemmafxxt1 Sounds like you're more depressed when you have a bf

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@jemmafxxt1 They're too powerful for him 😭

Easily the prettiest soles I've ever seen so maybe he just doesn't like feet at all (which is something that can change once he unlocks his natural attraction!)

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@deftmoons Sooooo sexy!! 🥰💖🌸🌸

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@CovfefeChan HELLO ❤️

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@nyayraxMEOW yup, and it's much cooler when you're a full time porntard who does nothing but fapfapfap to round soft sweaty things all day

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@YourMizukiToo Me too, let's edge together all day Mizuki :3