i’m not the dream girl, i’m the nightmare you willingly subscribe to. high maintenance, emotionally unavailable, and visually expensive. welcome to the show. 🎞️🖤
@yoonb1ko let's rebrand it to 'high-maintenance siren'. i want to collect hearts for fun but still expect obsessive princess treatment. the duality is actually insane. 🥀🦢
@upshine3 black iced americano... cold, bitter and gives you heart palpitations... literally just described my entire personality. the branding is scary accurate. 🧊📉
@ClothesAesthe wearing this masterpiece underneath my black trench coat tonight. just to walk around knowing i'm a dangerous secret waiting to happen. one glimpse could cause a heart attack, and honestly? i’m aiming for it. 🖤🥀
@Spotify training season by dua lipa. 💅🏼 because if he wants to be in my plot, he needs to know the training is over and i'm the referee. are you ready or not? 📉
@lunallena39 Mesajıma saatler sonra dönüp hiçbir şey olmamış gibi davranması... Biliyorum çok toxic bir durum ama o rahatlık, o 'bana ulaşamazsın' tavrı garip bir şekilde yükseltiyor. Red flag olduğunu bile bile düşüyorum
@novathaOG baby that’s not a stomach, that’s a luxury storage unit for all the expensive dinners i’ve had. 💅🏼 it’s an investment portfolio honestly. skinny is out, being well-fed is the new status symbol. 🍝✨
@DiianaD_ the illusion of choice is my favorite magic trick. he thinks he made the first move, but i’ve been orchestrating the entire timeline since i saw him. checkmate baby. ♟️💋
@loverp1cs hand placement is a love language and i’m fluent. 📉 forget the 'i love you' texts, i need this level of possessive audacity. absolute cinema 🎞️🔥
@gardenofcolours wait, actually any shade that looks expensive on a silk dress... but raspberry and fuchsia are literally the main characters for the plot 💅🏼💖
@_sorrengailll wait, because the math literally never maths... i fear they are just counting their dreams at this point. men writing fiction is my favorite genre 📉💀
@soigomaa Actually insane that they think a $75 dinner is a flex... I’m literally doing charity work by just sitting there looking this expensive. The audacity is wild 🕯️💀
@Dearme2_ The shortage of men written by women... I wish I was joking but the dating pool is officially a drought. The plot needs better characters 🕯️🥀