Themophetprohamedpissbeuponme

I am an illiterate unwashed p€do warlord that promotes sup®€m@cy and sl@v€®¥. I split the moon in half for funsies & the sun sets in muddy water. Worship me

[Themophetprohamedpissbeuponme @Asentus1]

@romiyoyo2018 @GovernmentZA @CIJ_ICJ Well done with taqiyah and deceiving the kufars.

You are following my and sky daddy's example

Quran 3 v 54 "Allah is the greatest of all deceivers"

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@Silverslocker @MercifulMessage It's true I do love to slaughter and have sex slaves.

I especially like marrying my best friends infant daughter, she's kinda hot 🔥

I never stole anything though as my sky daddy says it all belongs to me and was made for me anyways.

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@Angelobodyconc2 Yes

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@WarMonitors Don't ban my beautiful religion - what will they do without all the child brides, mass murder, slavery, rape and misogyny

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@crazyclipsonly Still on jungle setting. Oh I see there is only one setting

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@ianmiles We wuz meth heads en sheeit

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@AllahGreatQuran Yes worship me

I split the moon in half for funsies, while no one was looking & quickly glued it back together.

The moon self illuminates

And semen is produced in the spine & ribs

Talking about brogurt have you read Sunan Abu dawad 372 - scrub out my spunks stains, peasants

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@apostateali Yes worship me peasants.

Worship my tribes pagan black box.

Take all my statements as truth - the sun does set in a muddy pond, I saw it.

Stars are missiles to kill demons.

I am almighty and powerful - btw you 6 year old daughters quite pretty 😍

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@MercifulMessage Yes worship my tribes pagan symbol peasants - the qaba

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@narrative_hole Dindu nuffins at it again

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@JAlfredJuicebox @EvaVlaar Because of this

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@AllahGreatQuran Worship me peasants

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@RichardRatBoy1 In the new version Romeo kills himself when he wakes up next to Juliet after a night of heavy drinking

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I love children so much, I even married one.

Don't worry it was my best friend's daughter, she was 6.

It was a super long time ago and I'm a gentleman - I waited until she was 9 to ®@p€ her. 😇

Everyone loves fresh fruit, even if it's of your loins ♥️

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@smile2jannah Islam is the religion of peace and equality ☪️♥️🏳️‍🌈✊🏿

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@ShirinKhan0 Why do you lie about my beautiful religion?

You should listen to and obey, your ruler even if he was an Ethiopian (black) slave whose head looks like a raisin.
Sahih Bukhari 9:89:256

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@ShirinKhan0 Don't lie about my religion:

Gabriel came to Muhammad and said, ‘If a black man comes to you his heart is more gross than a donkey’s.'

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@instablog9ja He then said from the right: For Paradise and I do not mind. Then He said to those from his left: They are for Hell and I do not mind.

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@instablog9ja Allah created Adam when He had to create him and He struck his right shoulder and there emitted from it white offspring as if they were white ants. He struck his left shoulder and there emitted from it the black offspring as if they were charcoal.

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