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☆ i like sitcoms | stay at home loser gf | 20 | she/her ☆

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

the energy i bring to the function

[☆ᗰᒍ☆ @asfixea]

let’s just say the chores got done swiftly and thoroughly

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i love the janitor on abbott elementary he reminds me of the janitors at my schools

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combine that with the hormones raging through my body rn and the excruciating abdominal pain i’m experiencing i’m literally on the verge of killing myself

[☆ᗰᒍ☆ @asfixea]

i had to drive 30 minutes from my moms house to my house because i didn’t have any fucking tampons with me and i bled through my underwear at FIVE O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING

[☆ᗰᒍ☆ @asfixea]

i also dropped a whole pan of bacon in the oven and THEN when i got home i realized a water bottle spilled on my bag soaking my uzumaki and no longer human books 🤩🤩🤩

[☆ᗰᒍ☆ @asfixea]

how can you not think about your gf all day :/

[☆ᗰᒍ☆ @asfixea]

i wish i was as far removed from marvel discourse as my mom rn, she’s just excited iron man is back

[☆ᗰᒍ☆ @asfixea]

“bop” is so stupid can we start calling people Harlots and Floozies again

[☆ᗰᒍ☆ @asfixea]

breakfast of champions

[☆ᗰᒍ☆ @asfixea]

i’m TIRED 💜

[☆ᗰᒍ☆ @asfixea]

i’m so sad

[☆ᗰᒍ☆ @asfixea]

my life got way happier when i stopped caring ab shit like this and just started listening to music without worrying about everyone else

[☆ᗰᒍ☆ @asfixea]

started listening to linkin park again pray for me

[☆ᗰᒍ☆ @asfixea]

my candidate? VHE

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at this point i’m voting for the next asteroid they say is going to wipe us out

[☆ᗰᒍ☆ @asfixea]

people will say tone tags are stupid and then argue on the internet because of a miscommunication, we are living in an age where media illiteracy is at an all time high because it’s nearly impossible to determine tone from text on a screen

[☆ᗰᒍ☆ @asfixea]

doberman owners will lie straight to ur face about ear cropping as if google doesn’t exist

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are we still comparing mental illness in 2024