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[🐍Sekrius🐍 @Sekrius_]

"Okay!!! *breaks into a store and kills all witnesses, then brings you a chicken sandwich* here you go! ^-^"

-> Oh

https://t.co/sGV8y0QaJ0

[Adachi @RawrOfTheEmo]

I was actually hyped to read this but the translation pissed me off. Only to then find out that the translation group is racist as fuck

[🐍Sekrius🐍 @Sekrius_]

This is just what it's like being raised as a non-arab Muslim

Although I can't even read that shit unless it's in a specific font lmao

[🐍Sekrius🐍 @Sekrius_]

Literally me

Wow

I need to start doing this

Is this the method

Sure seems like it is

lol

[🐍Sekrius🐍 @Sekrius_]

⚠️ BYF: ⚠️
• I'm an Ancap/libertarian
◦ For open borders
◦ Evictionist
• I'm an atheist and antitheist
• I defend lolisho
• I enjoy shock humor and can be a bit of an edgelord
• I'm neither woke nor chud but also a mix of both
• I believe misandry exists
• Trans people

[🐍Sekrius🐍 @Sekrius_]

I'm really into the idea of a girl loving me because she sees something in me that she likes, that other people and maybe not even myself, don't

[Mathilde @AverageMattie]

Fear of being weird fucked my life

[Auðmundr @Audmund]

Downstream

[jamie 🏳️‍⚧️🐾 @girlslopjamie]

the perfect time to start HRT was the moment you realized you were trans. the second best time is right fucking now

[farum azula beastman @intrst8fifteen]

Mom is trying to use the microphone on the roku to search for something and dad keeps yelling “GAY PORN” before she can say anything

[yu @deyuusional]

What if a computer fucking sucked and randomly stopped working and was on life support

[Jade H. Joey @Gubr3y]

ive been having to stop myself from quoting this video at work

[Donhammed Trumpistan @TheRealDon85]

Shout out to Charlie Kirk for finally not saying anything racist on Juneteenth. What a turning point

[୨ ᶻz ◜ 𝑮̲’𝑾̵𝑹̵ 👁️‍🗨️ @gwrthddywediad]

Me gusta la parte en la que Hanekawa dice:

“Dios mío, ¿Cómo pude creerlo? ¿Cómo pude ser tan ciega cuando todo eso era de otra, cuando nada de eso era mío? Cuando esa ternura suya, su preocupación y su amor… no era otra cosa que alegría por la inminente cita con otra.”

[Yuri @num1tetofucker]

this bitch is copying my whole damn flow

[rome @romeramreem]

My dad replied to my selfie with his own selfie, and his beard looked whiter than I remembered, so I booked a flight home

[ectofuckingplasm 🐀🎀 PIPEBOMB @ectoplasmrat]

white girl wasted ✨️

[SpardaGX @SpardasRevenge]

Yall remember when yamato, age 16, showed up to his date with momoyo dressed in full business attire to cosplay a prime minister? Even crazier this genuinely helped him pull her in the long run.