Austin Shockley

Founder and CEO of Johnson county records

[Austin Shockley @Ash0ck]

They should make Gracie Hunt drive from the Plaza to Topgolf without a GPS to prove she really knows KC

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@Delta Canceling my 6:30am flight to MSP at 11pm the night before then sticking me on a 4:30pm flight like I didn’t need to be there the whole day…

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Amount of lag and glitching on CBS golf coverage feels like you’re watching 2014 DirecTV satellite in a storm

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@BartimusPrime19

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@dlm_bmlawkc He’s not from KC he’s not one of us he’s free to have his own opinion, but he will never be one of us

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@CNN

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@Chiefs_All_Day @cdotharrison This is probably the right answer

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@molzer @golifromczech What’s it called?

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@SouthwestAir Put this into ChatGPT: Fix Southwest's assigned seat boarding process - assume 32 rows seating 6. Assume Rows 1-6 are priority boarders then account for a pre-boarding group that includes people with children, active military and people with disabilities”

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@ShamsCharania A trade where everyone loses is insane

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@FlyingHighRyan @SouthwestAir The end of an era

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@Aztec_MBB This is utter chaos

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@KSHB41 Just gonna turn into a homeless encampment

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I’m convinced every city in the US has a radio station called “The Buzz”

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Don’t tell me what to do in my $400 rented space

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:

"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"

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@ESPNPR @KUHoops @UNC_Basketball @DannySpxp @JayBilas @espn @theACC @Big12Conference @KUAthletics @GoHeels I’m just gonna spend the $30 subscription fee at a bar. We’re subscribing to going to bars with our friends. Might actually be healthy for America

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@JeffPassan Just put him on the dodgers and get it over with

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@ESPNNFL Shoutout to all the dads that never switched to streaming and still have cable. Enjoy the game tonight. This one’s for you.

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@KellanOlson That Royce 3 looked like a fan shot it 😂

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@KellanOlson I’ve seen enough just tank

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@KCSportsNetwork 8 rec 104 yards