David Marcus

Husband. father. lawyer. Royals fan. Chiefs fan. Diamondbacks fan. ASU and U of MN alum. Sun Devils Forever 🔥 🔱

[David Marcus @dlm_bmlawkc]

@e_cdalton I think what he means is he wears an “intolerance” T-shirt at these events.

[David Marcus @dlm_bmlawkc]

@covie_93 Fraud.

[David Marcus @dlm_bmlawkc]

Maybe it’s a coincidence, but all the people who say that additional funding won’t help improve schools are dumbasses who clearly would have benefitted from a better public education.

[Jamison @Jamison247]

@ReddCinema They spend 43 billion already and if they cant be efficient another 122M isnt going to make a dent. its a failed public school system.

[David Marcus @dlm_bmlawkc]

I want this on a t shirt.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

James Carville backs Graham Platner: “We’ve got a fucked up guy who could be 100x more fucked up than he is and he’d never be as fucked up as what we’ve got in Washington. This country is about to lose it, the whole goddamn thing. We gotta win this. If we got a person that’s understandably got issues, good. Maybe people oughta see it and maybe we oughta be reminded what these stupid wars have brought about and the consequence of said stupid wars that stupid Susan Collins’ been for all of her political life”

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I see your profile picture. That’s Johnny Cash. My hero too. Arrested seven times. Smuggled 668 amphetamines across the Mexican border in 1965. Took every drug there was and drank like I did. Cheated on his first wife. Slept with more woman than I ever did. Hit bottom in a cave in Tennessee in 1968 trying to crawl off and die. And then he got up. He got clean. He spent the rest of his life singing for prisoners and addicts and the people the country threw away because he knew he was one of them.

That was the whole point of the Man in Black. He wore it for the poor and the beaten down. He wore it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime. He wore it for the ones who never heard a word of Jesus. He wore it for the addicted and the dying. He wore it as a standing witness that no one is past saving.

You picked his picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.

[David Marcus @dlm_bmlawkc]

@lunakye_world @glenn_tunes You live in LA, where Spencer Pratt was a serious candidate for Mayor, so f*ck off

[David Marcus @dlm_bmlawkc]

Holier > Thou

[Chris Boettcher @chrisboettcher9]

I have zero tolerance for dads who show up on vacation, immediately crack and cold one, and then spend hours observing the fun their kids are having from a chair instead of being a part of it.

You can choose numbness or you can choose to make memories. You don't get the time back.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

STRANGE HOW ELECTIONS IN AMERICA WERE CONSIDERED SAFE UNTIL A SERIAL LIAR WHO'S ALSO A CONVICTED FELLON TOLD AMERICA THEIR ELECTIONS ARE RIGGED 🙄🤡

[David Marcus @dlm_bmlawkc]

Hunter Biden 2028

[David Marcus @dlm_bmlawkc]

Hunter Biden is saving this platform from oblivion.

[David Marcus @dlm_bmlawkc]

@adamcarolla The right loves you and hates Jimmy Kimmel, that’s all you need to know.

[David Marcus @dlm_bmlawkc]

The most clarifying thing I’ve learned is that fans of big-market teams don’t fear anything quite as much as having to compete on a level financial playing field. Which is odd, because as much as they’ve tried, the NY teams haven’t been able to successfully buy a ring in years.

[Tipping Pitches @tipping_pitches]

the most clarifying thing I’ve learned by paying attention to MLB labor relations for the last decade is that some of you are just losers. you are sad losers who wish that a billionaire would smile at you for a fleeting moment while sticking his hand in your wallet

[David Marcus @dlm_bmlawkc]

You are are never—and I mean never—going to guess where this fourth-rate podcast clown is based.

[Tipping Pitches @tipping_pitches]

most cucked sports fan base in history. not a single owner could “spend themselves into bankruptcy” in any of our lifetimes. if you are not actually a bot paid for by MLB, you might as well be

[David Marcus @dlm_bmlawkc]

Bright side: harder for him to do evil.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump appears to be completely passed out asleep during his 3pm Oval Office announcement

[StPete @billbuc]

I like to think most everything they ruin can be rebuilt or brought back, but for those who care about this country and it’s history, the mindless destruction and spoilage by Trump and his boneheaded flunkies is almost unbearable.

[David Marcus @dlm_bmlawkc]

❤️

[Growing Up Retro @GrowingUpRetro]

The A-Team saves the day.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

My favorite Trump brag is when he aces yet another cognitive test that they only give people just before they go into hospice

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I’m Kid Rock.”
“I’m Naomi Wolf.”
“I’m Kanye West.”
“I’m Matt Taibbi.”
“I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

[David Marcus @dlm_bmlawkc]

Now if only we could get rid of the one in White House.

[Steve Krakauer @SteveKrak]

With Stephen Colbert and Scott Pelley now out the door at CBS, we're seeing the systematic elimination of smug, old, straight, white guys who think they're better than you.

[David Marcus @dlm_bmlawkc]

Punishing truth is the way things work these days.

[Chris Cillizza @ChrisCillizza]

How can he NOT be fired?

He said his direct boss and the woman who runs the network are “murdering” “60 Minutes” and aren’t qualified to do their jobs.

Like in what profession would he *not* be fired???