Ash🌻

1st grade teacher

[Ash🌻 @ash12broad]

@JohnLegere This is incredible. Thank you for supporting teachers. 🤞🏻 #JohnClearMyList

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[Ash🌻 @ash12broad]

Another school year, another amazon list. 🍎 ❣️ 👩🏼‍🏫
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#clearthelists #DonorsChoose

[Ash🌻 @ash12broad]

@chrissyteigen Thank you for doing this ❤️🙏🏻
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[Ash🌻 @ash12broad]

@realDonaldTrump hey I know ur busy but can you look into the status of my stimulus check?

[Ash🌻 @ash12broad]

@spidadmitchell @BucketsONeale00 @JordanClarksons @Joeingles7

Sooo I’m just shooting my shot again. I teach first grade. Any chance y’all could record yourselves reading a children’s book that I could send to my kids? They would LOVE watching videos of anyone else but me 😂

[Ash🌻 @ash12broad]

@emmanuelmudiay Hey Mudiay, I teach first grade and I’m really trying to get a jazz player to come read a story for our book march madness tournament. What do you think? It would make their lives to hear you read!!

[Ash🌻 @ash12broad]

@spidadmitchell You know let’s also open this up to @BucketsONeale00 @Joeingles7 @JordanClarksons @MCONLEY10 or literally anyone that will come!

[Ash🌻 @ash12broad]

Hey @spidadmitchell i teach first grade and my class is pretty hyped for our March Madness book tournament. I know you are a busy man, but if you could spare an afternoon, it would make their first grade lives to hear you read a story. #TakeNote #gojazz

[relatable @byreIatable]

College: Hasn’t started

Bank Account: Empty

Tears: Flowing

[Kwame the Gr8 @KSekouM]

Banana: I'm not ripe yet
Banana: I'm not ripe yet
Banana: I'm not ripe yet
Banana, whispering at 3am in the morning: i'm r i p e
Banana at 8am that morning: HAHAHA I'M ROTTEN BOOOOOOOOY, WELCOME TO BROWN TOWN.

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I enjoy Costco I will die there one day

[Ash🌻 @ash12broad]

@Master_Commando Miss you too babe

[Ash🌻 @ash12broad]

@tarajorgi Preach it.

[jp @excesstential]

The most POWERFUL Mormons in the world rankings:

3. The 14 year old Eagle Scouts

2. Bishops who declare “ladies first” for refreshments

And of course

1. Those who carry FOUR (4)!! chairs at a time cleaning up after stake conference

[Ash🌻 @ash12broad]

@sydfromalaska I’ll do it

[elyse ❄️ @elysemariek]

Utah boy: My name’s Tim!

Me: Is that short for Timothy?

Him: ...

Me: ...

Him: *whispers* Timpanogos

[john @johnmichoian_]

Stop getting rid of your pets because they aren’t what you expected. Clifford was literally the smallest puppy and turned out to be a 30 foot red dog and Emily Elizabeth STILL made it work

[The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank @sug_knight]

What if nipples really looked like this? Ok goodnight