Ashutosh Srivastava

GLC'21 | Advocate | Initiated @Saadhan19
Civil when needed, criminal when provoked, constitutional by default. Practicing law, perfecting sarcasm.

[Ashutosh Srivastava @ASH971006]

Scrolling is the new smoking.

[Abhinav Prakash @Abhina_Prakash]

S-400 is where your 18% GST on caramel popcorn went!

Always pay taxes with honesty!!

[Shiv Aroor @ShivAroor]

Thank you now, in future and forever to the men & women of our security forces.

And to your families.

No matter how many times we say this, it won’t be enough. 🇮🇳🙏🏽

[Saikiran Kannan | 赛基兰坎南 @saikirankannan]

If you are talking about the S400s and proud of India's Air Defence systems today, remember this man in your prayers. 🚶

Manohar Parrikar.🔥

#India #Pakistan #OperationSindoor

[Ministry of Information and Broadcasting @MIB_India]

Ministry of Information and Broadcasting issues advisory to all Media channels to refrain from showing live coverage of defence operations and movement of security forces in the interest of national security.

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

One of the worst terror attacks on Indian soil, perhaps the biggest since 26/11. This is India's October 7th. A national tragedy. A slap in the face. This must have severe consequences beyond condolences and "Yeh kayartapoorna harkat hamare desh ke hausle ko nahi tod sakti."

[PMO India @PMOIndia]

Terrorism will not go unpunished.

Every effort will be made to ensure that justice is done.

The entire nation is firm in this resolve: PM

[President of India @rashtrapatibhvn]

The terrorist attack on tourists in Pahalgam of Jammu and Kashmir is shocking and painful. It is a dastardly and inhuman act which must be condemned unequivocally. Attacking innocent citizens, in this case tourists, is utterly appalling and unpardonable.
My heartfelt condolences to the families who have lost their dear ones and my prayers for the quick recovery of the injured.

[Ashutosh Srivastava @ASH971006]

💔💐✨

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

सभी देशवासियों को स्वतंत्रता दिवस की ढेरों शुभकामनाएं। जय हिंद!

Independence Day greetings to my fellow Indians. Jai Hind! 🇮🇳

[Kashmiri Hindu @BattaKashmiri]

"Older than history, older than tradition, older even than legend, and looks twice as old as all of them put together."

That's KASHI 😍

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

A vacant seat, but a heart full of memories. RIP Chandler. Thanks for all the laughs. #MatthewPerry

[Aman Goel @amangoeliitb]

When I joined IIT Bombay in 2013, the biggest stress that I had was how would I survive here, competing with all the top JEE ranks. For context, IIT Bombay's CSE program closed at AIR 59 (General) and almost all the top JEE rankers joined there.

Thread 👇🧵

[Ashutosh Srivastava @ASH971006]

@Firoz_LaVi Those who frequently travel between Mumbai and Navi Mumbai must have seen it often near the bridge connecting the two.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

I've just heard the awful news about Michael Gambon. The first time I ever laid eyes on him was in King Lear, in 1982, and if you'd told me then that brilliant actor would appear in anything I'd written, I'd have thought you were insane. Michael was a wonderful man in additional to being an outstanding actor, and I absolutely loved working with him, not only on Potter but also The Casual Vacancy. My deepest condolences go to Michael's family and everyone who loved him.

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

ISRO did a great job in making everyone interested in science. It's very rare to see the entire nation glued to a screen when there's no cricket match

[ISRO @isro]

Chandrayaan-3 Mission:
'India🇮🇳,
I reached my destination
and you too!'
: Chandrayaan-3

Chandrayaan-3 has successfully
soft-landed on the moon 🌖!.

Congratulations, India🇮🇳!

#Chandrayaan_3
#Ch3

[VVS Laxman @VVSLaxman281]

I bow down to all those who
laid down their lives so that we can celebrate this day.
Happy #IndependenceDay2023

[The Paperclip @Paperclip_In]

There was once a lawyer-economist who would explain the budget in a speech more popular than the FM’s. So popular that in 1983, Brabourne Stadium was booked to accommodate an audience of more than 20,000. A thread on this Budget Day. 1/14