Rahul-hey, I'm Happy that u never hid anything.i let u eat non veg bcoz u told me truth. Go, I'll tell parents that u went to buy groceries.
Sneha-u want anything for urself?
Rahul-no, but u eat meat as much as u want...
Sneha in meat market eating as much meat as possible.
My fiancee told me that she wants to meet her ex for the last time.I said u can meet him but in front of me.
In restaurant,my fiancee put her hand on his zip.
I said-if u wanna do it, let's book a room. If i like what u do with my fiancee, i might let u continue after wedding.
Husband saw his wife with His driver,Karim and kicked him out of the job n house.
Next day Karim showed up and said to Mohini - Sit on my Taxi ma'am, we have to finish what you hubby stopped that day. And don't worry, now i can fulfill each of your fantasies....
Boss-u really don't enjoy sex?
Simran-If there's a single reason for stress, i can't enjoy anything. Mostly things r achieved just my son's job left.
Boss-What'll u do if i solve that problem?
Simran-Then this Lift will become my marital bed.
Boss(pulled zip)-Let's do it then.
How It started-This is just a temporary affair, I'm never going to leave my hsbnd for this guy, the only thing is good in this guy's body is his dick.
How it's going-I told my hsbnd to fuck me like u bt he couldn't so i sent him divorce papers.Accept me as ur new slut,my malik.
"Bhabhi ji, Apna pallu smbhaal k rkha kro,,, vo aapki chhati p rhta h to hmara bhi khda rhta h,,pallu girta h to humko bhi girana pdta h"
Bhabhi - pallu girana Aurat ka swabhav h or Vo girana mardo ka,,aap apna kaam kro mujhe apna krne do
The deal was-ur sis'll have to spend 1 hr with MLA and you'll be free from your drug case. But it took more than 1 hr.... The kinky minded MLA first hurt your sister until she disclose her that identity which feels pleasure from pain. And now she's wet begging for one more hour.
Me - Didi, how are you so open to your male friends? I mean you wear anything in front of them... Aren't you afraid of them? They can do anything to you one day...
Didi - that's the secret, my bhaiyya .. they've already done everything to your sister....
Me-babe, if u want,u can invite ur ex.
Wife-sure?u won't be jealous?
Me-if i become jealous,Remind me of what I'm.
Wife-That's what i was thinking.Every time when he inserts nd ur ego hurts, I'll tell u to thank shoaib for saving ur respect in society nd u'll thank him.
Papa caught me jerking off in mom's panty n beat me.
Mom thought its the end of our secret non-verbal lust story.
In morning,mom went to check her panty and found my cum n she realised that no matter what, I'll keep jerking off in her panty n she'll keep sniffing it in d morning.
My friends or bully used to say I've a small dick. My mom used to say that it will grow over time but when it didn't grow, mom used to touch my breast and say - look, your growth is here. You're momma's boy.
After this realisation, Today all my bullies cheat on their GFs for me.
Son - How many times I've told you to have Dupatta whenever you have to go outside the house?
Mom - and how idiot are you not to realise that men look at my ass more than my breasts. Don't pretend as if I've not caught you looking at my ass. Did i stop you? Bathroom boi...
Riya-So Usman, complete your sentence.. how hot am i?
Usman(Desperately) - You're so hot that if I've to make your brother an addicted gambler so much that one day he bets you on gamble and I'll have no regret cheating in that gamble just to get you.
Riya -