Ashley Armstrong

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. - Joseph Heller

[Ashley Armstrong @ash_arms]

@HimymCraig Much easier to see a 7 second clip and jump to conclusions these days. I miss the 2000’s.

[Ashley Armstrong @ash_arms]

@HimymCraig Yep. Ending up as a dad. Genuinely one of the most important bits of season 9 was him telling off the two girls for doing shots at 11am (?) and to “call your parents, they’re worried!”

Possibly one of the best characters written IMO - NPH played it perfectly.

[Ashley Armstrong @ash_arms]

@KFC_UKI_Help where do I send complaints to

[Ashley Armstrong @ash_arms]

@AmazonHelp Okay - sent.

[Ashley Armstrong @ash_arms]

@AmazonHelp your returns are terrible - I’m trying to return a game and dash cam you’ve sent me (you sent a book and fifa12) but the shop you sent me to isn’t live yet and I can’t change how to return it! Any chance of a bit of help?

[Ashley Armstrong @ash_arms]

@O2 Seems localised to Knowle high street. Still down today, but due to it being work phone I’m missing multiple phone calls as customers don’t call me on wifi!

[Ashley Armstrong @ash_arms]

@O2 have you got a problem in The Knowle (B93) area? Our work phones are down and personal phones too. No 3/4G and no signal whatsoever?

[Ashley Armstrong @ash_arms]

@Knowle_FC Big Bad Corry 💪🏼💪🏼

[Ashley Armstrong @ash_arms]

@GolfDigest Tiger. Red. Sunday. Paired with Dustin Johnson. DJ two shots ahead. LIV, PGA tour head to head.

[Ashley Armstrong @ash_arms]

@VeryHelpers what is going on with very currently? Order trainers, you send the wrong ones, sizes are always wrong (order medium, you send small) - pointless complaining as you just get charged over and over.

[Ashley Armstrong @ash_arms]

@Kaveman009 Bet Gerrard will rock up at the Albion.

[Ashley Armstrong @ash_arms]

@paddypower

[Emma Armstrong @Smizz_x]

What are your plans tonight? I think you should come join me at 18:30 GMT for my Charity Stream over on https://t.co/Nr2UUZpHe3 for day 1, game 1, of my attempt at 7 games in 7 days! What Remains of Edith Finch is tonight's fun! Stop by, say hi and support a good cause 💙💛🇺🇦💙💛

[Emma Armstrong @Smizz_x]

For updates on my #CharityStream you can join my little modest discord. https://t.co/jAl9XhOiCP

#twitchstreamer #smallstreamer #charity #ukraine #UkraineCrisis #SupportUkraine #SupportSmallStreamers

[Ashley Armstrong @ash_arms]

@Smizz_x Easy peasy

[Ashley Armstrong @ash_arms]

@SiimonWWFC Mate I’m laughing with ya 😂😂

[Ashley Armstrong @ash_arms]

@Paul1Little Makes two of us!

[Ashley Armstrong @ash_arms]

@AlexCurrie_ @conortownsend93 Townsend first goal scorer West Brom 3-0?

[Ashley Armstrong @ash_arms]

@Jackoswfc9Chris @alsagertown_fc @nwcfl Maybe they need a jackal in charge