Ash 🌻

That awkward person who always overshares. Solo traveler. LA Dodgers and KC Chiefs. Advocate for mental health. HSP. #blacklivesmatter 🏳️‍🌈

[Ash 🌻 @ash_buu]

Forgiveness
Is more than saying sorry
To forgive is divine
So let’s have a glass of wine
And have makeup sex
Until the end of time time time

[Ash 🌻 @ash_buu]

The amount of anxiety I get before a fantasy draft is unwell.

[Ash 🌻 @ash_buu]

Have you ever watched a whole season of something just to realize you’ve already watched it? Or does this only happen to me

[Ash 🌻 @ash_buu]

I need someone to go to the Backstreet Boys concert at the sphere with me 🥺

[Ash 🌻 @ash_buu]

Monday I’m horny
Tuesday I’m horny
Wednesday you bore me
Thursday I’m horny
@lenadunham you never disappoint #TooMuch

[Ash 🌻 @ash_buu]

The fact that I want a labubu now that I see everyone else has one says a lot about me

[Ash 🌻 @ash_buu]

Think I’ll flip a coin, I’m a winner either way

[Ash 🌻 @ash_buu]

If we’re defunding Planned Parenthood are we extra-funding social services? What about the children already in foster care? These assholes only care about a child if it’s in the womb

[Ash 🌻 @ash_buu]

Fuck you and you’re fucked up reality. You don’t want women to have access to birth control? A safe space to talk about their bodies and sexual encounters? FUCK YOU.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

FYI… I will sleep like a baby tonight knowing Planned Parenthood is losing $1,000,000,000.00 and closing up to 200 locations nationwide.

GOD IS GOOD!

[Ash 🌻 @ash_buu]

I have 1000 pics of one glacier in case anyone wants to see

[Ash 🌻 @ash_buu]

Crying at the airport is my brand apparently. Trademarked.

[Ash 🌻 @ash_buu]

If they did this in California we would ruin this privilege realll quick

[😈 Xavier ✞ @RealXavier011]

In China when the traffic is heavy they open a lane for cars to move fast! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Ash 🌻 @ash_buu]

Convinced that I go on Twitter just to be triggered

[Ash 🌻 @ash_buu]

I could never be a politician because I’d physically fight some of these fucks who run the country if I had to be around them all the time

[Ash 🌻 @ash_buu]

@JDVance I’m sure the world is funny to you right now you fucking child. You’re dumb af. And ugly

[Ash 🌻 @ash_buu]

@No_Ems After I get home next Thursday

[Ash 🌻 @ash_buu]

I get to be home for exactly 34 hours before leaving again. May they be the slowest 34 hours ever

[Ash 🌻 @ash_buu]

When you’re on a big ass cruise ship and your little brother walks by on the same deck

[kaz Y/DSA @lqvekanthony]

THE TREVOR PROJECT CAN BE REACHED DIRECTLY AT 1-866-488-7386, EVEN WHEN THIS IS GOING TO BE GONE. PLEASE SHARE TO POSSIBLY SAVE SOMEONE’S LIFE.

[Ash 🌻 @ash_buu]

I will jump off this cruise ship before I participate in small talk with strangers

[Ash 🌻 @ash_buu]

Just did a mid-year recalibration of my New Year’s resolutions and “stop apologizing so much” is now at the top.