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[Dumber than a Bowl full of Mice #Fella 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @BowlOfMice]

Bit of a long 🧵 but I promise, it is actually going somewhere, not just a rant on Trump's cabinet picks.

But the rant part first:

Marco Rubio (Sec of State)
- More or less qualified, but has become a whipped dog, begging for his master's love, since 2016

1/15

[Ty @mceachern_ty]

Nothing says government efficiency like two people doing one job

[officialhambly she/they @officialhambly]

A few years back in Yosemite there was a problem with bears getting into trash cans and ppl said ‘why not make the cans more complex?’ And a ranger said ‘bc there is significant overlap between the smartest bear and dumbest human’ and this election feels like that quote to me

[Megan Beth Koester @bornferal]

If you’re waiting in line to walk into the Pacific Ocean with rocks in your pockets, STAY IN LINE

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

So it’s guy lying super loud versus guy telling the truth super soft.

[charles r. davis @charizardavis]

this is going to ruin the tour

[Christin @hexprax]

Don’t watch the debates if you’re one of those people who gets really sad when you see an elderly person eating soup alone at a restaurant.

[steven monacelli @stevanzetti]

Making two geriatrics argue in front of the entire country at 9PM is diabolical

[Max Steele @maxasteele]

what — and i cannot emphasize this enough — are thooooooose

[CantaLoupe @CantALoupe_FF]

Everyone who drafted Travis Kelce in the 1st Round of fantasy drafts:
https://t.co/23ZjpHxjZl

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Bloody Sunday was 58 years ago. It’s not ancient history.

[Jeremy, Writer & Dad & Collector of Parks @JeremyWingert79]

My hot take is that most of us have not adequately processed the trauma of the pandemic. And our sprawling, unprocessed trauma chews away at our brains in myriad ways that make us anxious about why we can’t seem to live our lives as instinctively or as joyously as we did in 2019.

[John Reinan @johnnyasheville]

Oh, nothing - - just a scientist on 60 Minutes saying the next few decades are going to bring the end of civilization as we've known it.

[jenlafren @jenlafren]

Me going into the 4th quarter of the Michigan Purdue game #GoBlue

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

just so were all clear, Musk is firing half of Twitter's staff, including huge swaths of their content moderation capability, four days before opening up identity-confirmation-free verification to the whole website which will happen...the day before a national election.