I told my boyfriend that I could probably make any soup I ever ate from memory and he just listed out different soups and I considered and replied, yep, yep, definitely, absolutely, yep, etc.
One time I walked in on my mom and brother watching the super bowl and they were holding loose gemstones and gold bars and had sticks wrapped in copper wire and they said they were absorbing the life force of the players from the TV
Here's the thing about abolishing the chud's right to vote, as well, that's obviously going to annoy chuds, but it's entirely true: Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen. It would be incredible including the thing itself.
They genuinely believe in portents like a medieval serf who won't go into the woods on the full moon if they cross paths with a yellow belly weasel. They read posts about women and black doctors as if they're foreboding dreams and they're Devon Sawa in Final Destination.
Beyond the fact that they’re extremely misogynistic, I think conservatives become obsessed with DEI in the face of the these tragedies because they cannot contend with the fact that sometimes horrible things just happen. They need to believe that all tragedy is avoidable, that if they know and believe the right things, no such terrifying scenario could ever happen to them