Ashcrackkk™⚡

[Ashcrackkk™⚡ @ash_crack24]

I went on my mom’s phone and shared her location w/ me (she doesn’t even know that’s a thing)

So whenever I check up on her I text her, “Before you check out and pay, could you go go back and grab another bottle of wine for me?”

And I always picture her reading it like this😂

[Ashcrackkk™⚡ @ash_crack24]

@ashley_jam4 @drebaybay_ IM SCREAMINGGGG

[Drizzy @drebaybay_]

Boys this summer when I tell them we going to your house @ash_crack24

[Ashcrackkk™⚡ @ash_crack24]

@duh_nise23 Am I time traveling? People didn’t tweet this much even in 2009! #FreeDeeNics 😷

[CCW license - 46 states @skinny_que]

Seeing my gross vs net pay every check

[Ashcrackkk™⚡ @ash_crack24]

This was the kicker to set it off years ago....

[Ashcrackkk™⚡ @ash_crack24]

I used to always just scroll right past these type of background noise memes on Facebook - but when you have a mom like mine who never passes up a chance to comment on them....they’re worth it

[Ashcrackkk™⚡ @ash_crack24]

@drebaybay_ @_danielle5575

[Ashcrackkk™⚡ @ash_crack24]

I wish I had the attention span to go through and calculate how much money I saved this last year on Merc ATM cash withdrawals, Faces cover charges, dranks, Lyfts and silent disco nights 🥲🥲🥲

[Ashcrackkk™⚡ @ash_crack24]

@DqVbNyWfeWhM3MX @macestack @mitch_amanda damn me three🤯

[☆ CRAY ☆ @craymusic]

THIS DEBATE DOESNT EVEN SEEM REAL IS THIS REAL?????????

[SVDDEN DEATH @svddendeath]

yo this debate is actually mind numbing I feel like I’m hearing a coke head 5am convo

[Ashcrackkk™⚡ @ash_crack24]

One of my dogs ChuckIt balls miraculously survived the #LNULightningComplex fire that ripped through our back field. It was found 30 feet out there from previously being thrown into what used to be 3 foot tall dry grass🥴🌾 Talk about fireproof☄️ @chuckittoys

[Kyle Ramos @Kyle_Ramos]

Everyone in Sacramento for the next week:

[Ashcrackkk™⚡ @ash_crack24]

@_danielle5575 @sorosco3

[boss-lady @sk1nnnypete]

...Ms Keating????

[Ashcrackkk™⚡ @ash_crack24]

@duh_nise23

[Ashcrackkk™⚡ @ash_crack24]

@ashley_jam4 @sorosco3 @drebaybay_ 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣PINK DOLLAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[Ashcrackkk™⚡ @ash_crack24]

@sorosco3 @drebaybay_ plant porn? Y’all are into plants n shit💚

[Ashcrackkk™⚡ @ash_crack24]

Is it just me orrrrr is the new “California speed limit” on the freeways 95+ mph?