Ashley Kaiser

[Ashley Kaiser @Ash_kaiser]

I would literally sacrafice my first born child to the underworld for a new @Harry_Styles album

[karla🫐 @syrepao]

me listening to Khalid at 3am

[Ashley Kaiser @Ash_kaiser]

Me leaving school on Friday HAHAHA

[Ashley Kaiser @Ash_kaiser]

Umm Uhhhh can I get uhh..... 🅂🄴🄿🄰🅁🄰🅃🄸🄾🄽 🄾🄵 🄲🄷🅄🅁🄲🄷 🄰🄽🄳 🅂🅃🄰🅃🄴??

[Governor Kay Ivey @GovernorKayIvey]

Today, I signed into law the Alabama Human Life Protection Act. To the bill’s many supporters, this legislation stands as a powerful testament to Alabamians’ deeply held belief that every life is precious & that every life is a sacred gift from God. https://t.co/DwKJyAjSs8

[Ashley Kaiser @Ash_kaiser]

I wanna run for office one day only so I can make Tik Tok ads illegal

[☆sia Priority @asiapriorityy]

This is so sad . I want to know how to help

[Ashley Kaiser @Ash_kaiser]

Today I was forced against my will to read the Heart of Darkness while the substitute blasted German folk music and now I have an acute stress disorder

[big red @spalinabean]

colton to whatever producer bought cassie’s dad a plane ticket

#TheBachelor

[Jonas Brothers @jonasbrothers]

More to come... 🍭

MIDNIGHT ET #SuckerVideo
https://t.co/PPKQuwPzXL

[Ashley Kaiser @Ash_kaiser]

this tweet is literally just the republican version of “Pokémon go to the polls”

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

I got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight ICE agents ready to deport ya. https://t.co/tivP1Ljj8V

[Ashley Kaiser @Ash_kaiser]

Respect to anyone that actually stays up until midnight on New Years, My anemic ass is going to bed at 9:30

[Ashley Kaiser @Ash_kaiser]

I wish there was a way to sue pitbull for that Africa cover because listening to that was basically assault

[Ashley Kaiser @Ash_kaiser]

Why is fire burning by Sean Kingston not the national anthem yet

[Obama's Spotify @ObamaSpotify]

President Obama is currently listening to Deepthroat by Cupcakke

[Ashley Kaiser @Ash_kaiser]

Just decided that Karl bohnak looks like a breaded mix of creed from the office and Joe Biden

[Sam Beddingfield @SamOduche]

Friendly reminder that everyone that voted Republican is not a racist piece of shit and everyone who voted Democratic is not a liberal snowflake. Not listening to each other and associating character with political alignment is what got us to where we are now.

[Ashley Kaiser @Ash_kaiser]

Romantic Highschool movies are so unrelatable for any girl living in the yoop like Imagine a guy from your school being like “I don’t luhv yew 4 yer looks...yer liek smahrt ❤️ “ while he packs a lip and runs his hands through his greasy ass mullet

[Ashley Kaiser @Ash_kaiser]

Unpopular opinion: I would rather be on my own and true to my values than have to constantly act fake just to have friends

[Ashley Kaiser @Ash_kaiser]

New drinking game: (kavanaugh edition)
1. Take a shot every time a Democrat tells kavanaugh to get an FBI investigation
2. Take a shot every time kavanaugh doesn’t answer the question
3. Take a sip of beer every time kavanaugh says the word “beer”