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stallion of the cinnabon. she/her

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every noom ad is like “we’re NOT a diet. we’re an eating disorder :)”

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@BoothsCountry eyup what’s your opening hours today xx in knutsford

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the type of mom I’m trying to be

[lyss @hyalyss_]

they said

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it is never too late to get into this fantastic fucking show

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The official trailer for ‘THE VAMPIRE LESTAT’ has been released.

Premiering June 7 on AMC.

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i thought i was a crier before motherhood but good god…if the wind blows too strong im on the floor

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@animalloryy ATLANTA

[Nick Clairmont @NickClairmont1]

Call my one month old the strait of hormuz the way she struggling to pass gas

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Darkness cannot survive in the presence of light. Now put THAT between 2 buns & eat it

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@bennyschwaz his little chunky fingers are doing jazz hands in anticipation

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unfortunately my baby is going through a sleep regression where he will stay awake until you hold him while performing a ten minute musical interlude with choreo

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my knees are killing me from this, I knew I should have been a teen mother

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ragebaiting my man by saying “yeah, that’s probably fine” every time he parks somewhere

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The Phantom Thread (2017)

[julia @juumelo_]

for valentine’s day I’m gonna stab him then nurse him back to health

[lyss @hyalyss_]

as a country, America is more divided than most of us have seen in our lifetimes. But in times of chaos and uncertainty, I’m grateful that we’re able to come together and unite against our common enemy: Colton Underwood #TheTraitorsUS

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sitting next to my baby while I look at pics of my baby…like that’s my BABY

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

This is like when you’re playing Civ and you get the notification that you’re now at war and you have no idea why

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last 10 mins of work for the next five months

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birth plan:

getting an epidural so I have enough energy to do the defying gravity riff as I birth my child

that’s it

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first thanksgiving pregnant