Ashley Smith

[Ashley Smith @ash_ouellette]

Coworker 1: What’s the password?
Coworker 2: Asshole*1
Coworker 1: Is that a capital A on that?
Coworker 2: That’s a capital A because they’re Assholes

Me: *thinking to myself* I love my coworkers

[Ashley Smith @ash_ouellette]

@HannahMosterd @VermillionPD You’re concerned about me being a mom? Well thank you for your concern but I’m gladly staying at home with my husband and 5 month old baby. Enjoy your DDays 😘
#momlife

[Ashley Smith @ash_ouellette]

My #DDays has gone from running from the cops to following @VermillionPD updates on #VPDlive
#momlife

[Ashley Smith @ash_ouellette]

If I’m ignoring you it’s because I’ve been listening to Binge on repeat for the last week and just don’t have time for anything else 😘

[Ashley Smith @ash_ouellette]

I used to think old ladies were all nice and sweet until I went to the grocery store at 2pm on a Tuesday... those ladies are ruthless!

[Ashley Smith @ash_ouellette]

Took some grease off my pizza today with a napkin so if you see me lookin skinny tomorrow, don’t be alarmed.

[University of South Dakota @usd]

For USD medical biology student Steven Wilson, singing the National Anthem isn't just about honoring his country, it’s also about honoring his heritage. Watch him sing the anthem in Lakota @SDCoyotesWBB game vs. Michigan State in the WNIT Sweet 16. https://t.co/tky41BPDcK #MyUSD

[Ashley Smith @ash_ouellette]

@Olle408 https://t.co/nQJ7cbim69

[Cosmopolitan @Cosmopolitan]

The 15 best things about being close with your mom: https://t.co/Bwkv7zuQu4

[Ashley Smith @ash_ouellette]

Lean in to kiss my sleepy boyfriend good night and he says, "no I don't want any lettuce babe." -@farmrjsmith #harvest15 #weirddreams

[Ashley Smith @ash_ouellette]

Laying in bed, setting my alarms and sleepy head @farmrjsmith asks why I'm holding a fish bowl over my head... #harvest15 #sleepyfarmer

[Ashley Smith @ash_ouellette]

💙 https://t.co/Npy8NXXE0w

[Ed McCaffrey @87ed]

I lost one of my all time favorite football campers in a rafting accident. Just heartbreaking. Please keep his family in your prayers.

[Ashley Smith @ash_ouellette]

20 Facebook notifications?! I can always count on 1 person to like every post and tag. #1 in our hearts #ThanksGrandma 😄

[Ashley Smith @ash_ouellette]

Costco run...Bluetooth speaker - $100. Booze - $100. Food - $40. Priorities.

[Ashley Smith @ash_ouellette]

@farmrjsmith https://t.co/Kei4CsY4KX

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Every pizza has the potential to be a personal pizza if you just believe in yourself.

[Ashley Smith @ash_ouellette]

Turn around for 2 seconds to talk to my patients mom and he swiped a pen and drew a curly #mustache on his face...

[Ashley Smith @ash_ouellette]

@farmrjsmith https://t.co/dLIVYkBuJv

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Love is....his warm legs to put your cold feed on. #SorryNotSorry

[Ashley Smith @ash_ouellette]

My dog doesn't understand that the pizza is gone... He's standing in the kitchen, staring at the pizza pan. #BearLovesPizza

[Ashley Smith @ash_ouellette]

You would think I knew something about golf with the way I'm talking to the TV during the Masters.... #GolferInTraining

[Ashley Smith @ash_ouellette]

Dog got scared of the thunderstorm, insisted on sleeping with me at 3 AM. #80poundbaby #bearsnuggles

[Ashley Smith @ash_ouellette]

Boyfriend's mom just asked me what my blood type is... #shitsgettinreal #nurseproblems @farmrjsmith