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i wear tap shoes more often than regular shoes.

[ash @ash_rentfro]

I’ve been sitting in an airplane for over an hour, no AC, without access to a “start cart”.. the machine used to START THE AIRPLANE. Apparently, they don’t know where one is. @united , how do you lose the item that STARTS AIRPLANES?!!?

[ash @ash_rentfro]

Update: the reason he’s running late for his flight is because there are “too many teslas! damn electric cars” on the road. reader, i cannot see a singular tesla anywhere near us.

[ash @ash_rentfro]

this guy on the flyaway bus is throwing a hissy fit bcuz it’s taking longer than 20mins to get to LAX. on a weekday. at 8am. sir, this is a bus, not a teleportation device.

[ash @ash_rentfro]

needing to never take out my ear plugs. sensory overload or sheer grumpiness? why not both?

[ash @ash_rentfro]

i’m not a violent person but i want to throat punch every single person who aggressively honks their car horn at LAX. NO ONE wants to be at LAX and the rest of us aren’t throwing hissy fits. grow up.

[ash @ash_rentfro]

@k_rentfro

[no context schitt’s creek @nocontxtSC]

#HouseOfTheDragon

[ash @ash_rentfro]

@shamflam

[ash @ash_rentfro]

hey people who chew with your mouth open in public! please don’t! i feel like i can taste YOUR food.

[ash @ash_rentfro]

LAX is a perfect display of humans making strings of horrible decisions, all at once.

[ash @ash_rentfro]

shout out to all the airplane travelers who bust outta those seatbelts and into the aisle the INSTANT y’all hear that ✨ding✨. you go ahead and stay cramped in the aisle for the next 10-20 minutes. love the commitment.

[ash @ash_rentfro]

@MissMargoPrice Same as my jr year of high school. Don’t wanna be here, COMPLETEY over it, but I know my future will be messed up if I DONT participate in... *gestures* ...all this. 🤷🏻

[ash @ash_rentfro]

@shamflam them: “why’d you put holes in your jeans?!”
you: “why’d you put holes in the ozone layer?”

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Gotta play this in honor of Betty White all day today

[Steph Gevone @StephGevone]

He’s still lounging... in case, you were wondering

[ash @ash_rentfro]

@k_rentfro plz be careful 😂

[Steph Gevone @StephGevone]

@StevenRayMorris The best. day. ever. for Sebastian! He wore himself out.

[Steven Ray Morris @StevenRayMorris]

Happy Wrapping Paper Day to your cats and all who celebrate! 💝🎄🎁

[Ryan Ken @Ryan_Ken_Acts]

Behind the Music: You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch

[Hanif Abdurraqib @NifMuhammad]

every time I hear that grinch song I think damn they couldn't have even done my guy the service of breaking this up with a little chorus, just on his ass for six straight verses with no hook