Ash Ross

[Ash Ross @ash_ross_mine]

“I don’t know whats got you upset, but my advice is ‘stop crying’ ”
-Darryl Philbin, The Office, s7e4

[Ash Ross @ash_ross_mine]

When I ask for feedback and someone has the audacity to give it to me…

[Ash Ross @ash_ross_mine]

I somehow accidentally convinced myself that it’s Friday. After hyping my self up like “only a few more hours of work until the weekend”, I have discovered it is in fact Thursday.

kill me

[Ash Ross @ash_ross_mine]

I can scroll easily and endlessly on Netflix until I finally land on something but 1 minute into browsing Hulu or HBO and I give up. It’s too much effort.

[Ash Ross @ash_ross_mine]

The thing is Netflix may suck, but it’s user experience is unmatched. When I browse Hulu or HBO it’s as if they do not want me to ever watch something. Is this just me??

[Ash Ross @ash_ross_mine]

My dads response to my catalytic converter getting stolen

[Ash Ross @ash_ross_mine]

@_andi96_ She’s like “the usual but also I fell off a ladder” lol

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Not my mom becoming self aware lol

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Not me posting pictures of my (first ever) haircut on fb and insta and running away ope lol

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@BrookeJohnston7 She emailed back and said “never mind I will just use the logo” so?? We love to see a problem solver, I guess??

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I’ve read this email 30 times help

[Ash Ross @ash_ross_mine]

One time I volunteered to read to the elderly at a nursing home. Same vibes here in this video but I got a lot more “WHATS SHE SAYING” and “U R STANDING IN FRONT OF THE TV”

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Kanye chillin’ with Julia Fox, Madonna, Floyd Mayweather and Antonio Brown 👀

[Ash Ross @ash_ross_mine]

Husband isn’t here for me to put my cold hands on him so I shoved them under my dog’s arm pits. Is this animal abuse lmk.

For reference she didn’t squirm away like Logan does.

[Ash Ross @ash_ross_mine]

The feminine urge to fight for my life communicating with Amazon Customer Service via chat

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Why even have the cloudy/opaque scotch tape? Why isn’t it all just the super clear kind?? Who is willingly using the cloudy one? Someone explain to me

[Ash Ross @ash_ross_mine]

Update on rejection from my pup: I just tried to kiss her nose and she GAGGED

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My pup was laying next to me while I was rubbing her belly. She looked up at me and I said “aw that my sweet girl” thinking we were having a moment and she immediately got up and sat on the opposite end of the couch. Not gon lie that hurted

[Ash Ross @ash_ross_mine]

My pup was laying next to me while I was rubbing her belly. She looked up at me and I said “aw that my sweet girl” thinking we were having a moment and she immediately got up and sat on the opposite end of the couch. Not gon lie that hurted

[Ash Ross @ash_ross_mine]

~My two summer 2021 moods~

[Ash Ross @ash_ross_mine]

Go into nonprofit work if y’all want— you can make a difference and feel good about the work you do. I love my NPO job and there are most likely hundreds of great ones in your local community. You gotta do your research.

[Ash Ross @ash_ross_mine]

Puppy is being extra sweet today idk might need to just take the rest of the day off

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Logan’s grandpa decided to end the Good Old Days Facebook group with one comment