ash!! :))☆

ur mom gets me real good thru my jorts

[ash!! :))☆ @ash_sincere]

the target audience of what i say is myself and people that i have convinced into thinking i'm funny

if you ain't in either party, KICK ROCKS 🗣️🗣️
(jk pls laugh)

[ash!! :))☆ @ash_sincere]

forgot my chapstick at home and so the only thing i got is lip gloss

no i ain't tryna look fancy, my lips are just dry sir 😐

[ash!! :))☆ @ash_sincere]

slade cat slade cat

[ash!! :))☆ @ash_sincere]

update: it did 🫶🏾

[ash!! :))☆ @ash_sincere]

december gonna whoop my ass too like a damn washing machine with timbs in it

[ash!! :))☆ @ash_sincere]

"you can't do a hit and run like tha-"
"ur mom lol"

[ash!! :))☆ @ash_sincere]

i've reached a point where i will fall low enough to only reply "ur mom" to somebody when i have nothing else to say

[ash!! :))☆ @ash_sincere]

the joy dawg 🥹

[JD • they/them @jd_occasionally]

this is the new Whitney Houston meme. Y’all know exactly the one I’m talking about

[ash!! :))☆ @ash_sincere]

@ArcMicrop fistfight him

and let him know that imma fight jeezy boy too 🗣️

[ash!! :))☆ @ash_sincere]

@Sol_Baritus shutup dawg 😭

[ash!! :))☆ @ash_sincere]

sometimes i feel giddy when i talk to you and i lowkey hate it

i’m supposed to be a mf stone cold playa, not a warm gushy clown

i also love it too bcus this feels like the happiest i’ve been in a while, and i hope i make you happy too

[Hani @PositivelyHani]

which path today

[Wan Afiq @wanmafiq]

“Congratulations, you passed!”
“Congratulations, you’re hired!”
“Congratulations, you’re approved!”
“Congratulations, you’re accepted!”
“Congratulations, you’re promoted!”

All in 2023

[ash!! :))☆ @ash_sincere]

also happy new year clowns

started off the year right by crying before the midnight of the year turning followed by staying up at ungodly hours

great progress already 🙏🏾

[ash!! :))☆ @ash_sincere]

in the words of one of my many wonderful internet wives:

“gorgis gorgus grilz…”

women are great 😚👍🏾
that is all

[Panko A. Cat’s Mom @fatfatpankocat]

From the holiday card giveaway 🫶🏼

[ash!! :))☆ @ash_sincere]

it’s officially the time of year where i turn into a walking piece of concrete if i wear layers for too long

check on your dried out homies y’all 🙏🏾

[ash!! :))☆ @ash_sincere]

“you have to sling meat to get meat”

bonus points for guessing the context behind this 😭

[Take Meow Hand @Take_Meow_Hand]

New hair 🤣

[ash!! :))☆ @ash_sincere]

@Sol_Seraphina it's okay bestie 😔

[ash!! :))☆ @ash_sincere]

the moment somebody utters “let’s do a tier list” i will become feral and lose my mind