ashlyn

someone hacked my Twitter and put 99¢ sloppy so if you saw that oops

[ashlyn @ash_so_trash]

just thinking about the time i had a seizure while driving on I-79 w my cat in the car and no one knew what to do w him while i was in the ER so a nice policeman let him ride in his police car w him for the rest of his shift :)

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

The swim team pulling up to school after an absolutely massive sectionals win

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“Banana pudding nasty”

Me:

[bernice 🫶 @rainstormsswift]

taylor swift i love u i have no idea what u just said but im sorry that happened or im so happy for you

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

josh allen next season

[Is it market? @isitmarket]

He has risen

[Connor🍉 @FullbackDiving]

To all the high schoolers watching March Madness in class on chromebooks tomorrow, enjoy it. This is what it’s all about

[ruby 🇲🇽 @rubythevalley]

imagine your franchise getting cooked by a 5 year old 😭😭😭

[Empé 👑🙂‍↕️🐉🍉 @YeahThatsRocc]

damn. would be nice if there was something in place that could prevent this from happening huh.

[ashlyn @ash_so_trash]

I cannot wait for the next @newheightshow podcast to come out bc that shits gonna be WILD after all the shenanigans from that game 😭

[☔ @Whotfismick]

*6 missed calls*
*5 missed facetime*
*8 unread messages*

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

Nick Saban during the Michigan Game:
https://t.co/rgSSKRcfzO

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Hi, ER Doc here.

RT if you’ve ever done CPR on someone and they survived.

Trying to prove something.

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

He is so happy 🥺

[Sumayya 🍉 @mayyavawda_]

Let that sink in. 5 years old.

[ashlyn @ash_so_trash]

I genuinely feel attacked

[𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒽 (𝒯𝒶𝓎𝓁𝑜𝓇’𝓈 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃) ❤️‍🔥 @giftedswifted]

Taylor Swift is actually for the girls who were known but not popular, fit in with many friend groups but never in the groupchats, talked to at school but never invited to the parties, for the girls who have friends but still feel lonely because they were never the best friend

[ashlyn @ash_so_trash]

@rach3lwalt3rs @taylornation13 @taylorswift13 This was SO MUCH FUN

[❦ @elswraith]

i know places, clean, and you are in love knowing they’re the best 1989 (tv) rerecordings

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

they don’t make albums like this no more