Angela Moore

The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. #AlphaKappaAlpha #skeewee

[𝓐𝓶𝓷•❀🇲🇦 @skr_5i]

Ça fait 2h je regarde des réels au toilette et j’ai viens de me rappelée que jss au taff

[Ⓜ️Believe🍾 @Amazing_Believe]

Please let September be the month I finally get a job. I really need some good news 🥹

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

at least once a week I think about the time Amy Poehler convinced her fellow Emmy nominees to pretend they were in a beauty pageant when their names were called, and every celeb in the audience went wildddd

their names were supposed to be announced alphabetically, but Edie Falco was too nervous to go first, so Amy took the lead. Tina Fey had a baby 12 days beforehand and said she was "just happy to be out, wearing a pad on every part of my body."

Rob Lowe improvised a line about how "everyone was a winner," and then he crowned Melissa McCarthy with her first Emmy (and a literal tiara), to which she said, "Wow, it's my first and best pageant ever!" award shows in 2011 were so fun lol

[Dania @DaniaPetro23]

Oficialmente firme mi contrato soñado, con mi sueldo soñado, y mi horario administrativo soñado. 🙏🏻🥹😭

[Drag Base @DragBasee]

Bianca Del Rio reacts to her makeover by Plastique Tiara.

The full transformation process is now up on Plastique's YouTube channel.

[CallUnc @Callunc]

When you start doing a deep cleaning and you don't know how to finish 😭😭😭

[Badass Content Writer @LFmide]

Someone is preparing an offer letter right now with your name on it. 🥹❤️

[Badass Content Writer @LFmide]

I GOT THE JOB>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Save this.
You’ll need it soon 🥳

[TIME @TIME]

Despite their success, Tatum, Bosse, Harvey, and Moreno have been subjected to constant anti-Black racism and sexism, and the support network that should be there to protect them has been conspicuously absent https://t.co/N0m9VTTtUW

[Dionne NYC @missglamorous]

Going to the gym and realizing I’m losing more laundry detergent than weight.

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

her mom had me thinking i need to leave a ngga and i don’t have one

[Lou 🫍 @louroll89ffs]

When a car lets you cross the road

[Felipe Dumas @PhoeboBuffay]

RIP Tim Curry

[papa 🐻 @leoxvieiraa]

Homeless man stepped on the train and I used the opportunity to let a fart out

[𝙉𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙖. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

I asked my coworker whats wrong because she seemed so off & she said "I'm tired of pretending I like you guys" and honestly? Same.

[yanj’ @n0manazx2]

in two weeks latest i will have a new job

[Bored Poster @D_Thaumaturge]

I’m so glad someone brought this
to subwaytakes because so many of you are there and you need to be checked

[itsD3lay🐧 @itsD3lay]

Nadie:
-yo con 9 años:

[Breitbart News @BreitbartNews]

"Reacher" star Alan Ritchson calls President Trump a "f**king rapist" in a tirade about the Epstein files.

"That b*tch has the keys to the nuclear codes. He's, like, all up into 13-year-olds. Like, dude, what? Go to jail.”