Lianne Mateo Dehaye

Wants to be a Khaleesi, own a dragon and marry Henry Cavill. Half-human, half-machine, a quarter nasty.

[Lianne Mateo Dehaye @asha328]

Day 7 in France and cannot take potato and bread anymore. I need somone to FedEx Asian fried rice (with MSG).🤭

[Lianne Mateo Dehaye @asha328]

@ohhanxiety Account number 245200002

[Lianne Mateo Dehaye @asha328]

@ohhanxiety Now.

[Lianne Mateo Dehaye @asha328]

I'm glad to have invested and locked my money away as mid-life crisis occasionally demands YOLO with a Porsche.😭😂

[Lianne Mateo Dehaye @asha328]

I'm at the age where I can no longer identify if my body pains were gym-inflicted, hormonal or because I did the laundry.😭

[Lianne Mateo Dehaye @asha328]

There are two kinds of freedom:
Freedom to and Freedom from.
One is a privilege. The other is a fight. A beautiful quote from The Handmaid's Tale. #quotes #goodreads

[Lianne Mateo Dehaye @asha328]

Brainstorming for business ideas with a friend - he said he wants to invent a drug for old people. I said, to live longer or to die faster?😂

[Morgan Housel @morganhousel]

@AmihaiGlazer “More fiction has been written in Excel than in Word.”

[Lianne Mateo Dehaye @asha328]

@chexmateo

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

On a scale of Bran Stark to Arya Stark, how much do you contribute group projects? #GameofThrones

[Lianne Mateo Dehaye @asha328]

Museum security:Excuse me, can u carry ur bag in front of u? Me:Sure,but is there a reason for that? : Yes, it’s on the brochure. Me:...🤷‍♀️

[Lianne Mateo Dehaye @asha328]

(On the phone with the vet clinic) Receptionist: How old is your dog? ME: 2 turning 3. Receptionist: 23? #fail #WhatYouSmoking

[Lianne Mateo Dehaye @asha328]

Two ways to look at being 38 today: it’s been 10 yrs since I was 28 or it’s only 2 yrs before I’m 40. Sounds shitty either way🤷‍♀️ #birthday

[Lianne Mateo Dehaye @asha328]

@chexmateo Time to move out!

[Lianne Mateo Dehaye @asha328]

My colleague said it would be nice if we could adopt grown-up children. I think they’re called husbands...🤣

[Lianne Mateo Dehaye @asha328]

@chexmateo Tanders: kung nahahanap na sa museum ang gamit mo...

[Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones]

Bend the knee.
#GameofThrones has won 9 #Emmys this year continuing its reign with more #Emmys than any other scripted series.

[Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones]

Winter is here.
#GameofThrones has won “Outstanding Drama Series” at this year’s #Emmys.

[Lianne Mateo Dehaye @asha328]

Husband: Why does your dog sleep so much? Me: Because he has 4 legs. Husband: So? Me: He walks more?😂 #MarriedLife #doggo

[Lianne Mateo Dehaye @asha328]

Accdg to the latest report, life expectancy for women is 81yrs vs 76yrs for https://t.co/y8HMlwXB3f that really surprising? Men can barely survive the manflu

[Lianne Mateo Dehaye @asha328]

(On the phone with lady at the nail & lash salon) Me:I want to get lash extensions. Lady: For your hands or your feet? #fail #whatyousmoking