Ashley Goodwin

I can juggle. But only metaphorically.

[Ashley Goodwin @ashanne4]

@ddivixx Mother/son bonding time over meme coins. Don’t @ me about it 😭 https://t.co/h4Xuu6rnWm

[Ashley Goodwin @ashanne4]

@blknoiz06 https://t.co/AdElUOQuTF

[Ashley Goodwin @ashanne4]

@netflix I STG IF I GOTTA REHEAT MY FOOD AGAIN

[Ashley Goodwin @ashanne4]

@netflix I had my dinner ready for exactly 7pm!!!!

[Ashley Goodwin @ashanne4]

@Nyambi Did you ever get this resolved? I'm doing some research into this location for an ecommerce company. Feel free to DM me.

[Ashley Goodwin @ashanne4]

@BurgerKing was really trying to pass this off as an egg?? I wonder what @Wendys would think about this.

[Ashley Goodwin @ashanne4]

What is it about prayer bead tattoos that makes dudes douchebags?

[Ashley Goodwin @ashanne4]

Dear People Who Love The Office: What did your personality consist of before this show?

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)

[Ashley Goodwin @ashanne4]

@andreamsahouri @OliviaDoe_IA @DMRegister No, it hasn’t. This isn’t about being conscious, it’s about using the incorrect words. There is no such thing as intercourse with a minor. It is rape. Period.

[Ashley Goodwin @ashanne4]

But what if Carole Baskin got The Rona and that became the closure we all need?

[Ashley Goodwin @ashanne4]

Just actually checked my Uber profile to see if I had a setting where my Uber drivers know not to talk to me because all of them have been silent angels. #blessed

[Ashley Goodwin @ashanne4]

Been trying to convince cowrkrs to use software instead of a spreadsheet for a year and often say "but it's just like a spreadsheet! (but better)" MAN says today "you know, this is just like a spreadsheet..." Suddenly now having an hr long meeting about this software to implement

[Ashley Goodwin @ashanne4]

Anyone else's grandma think it is imperative to call you during your work day to argue about abortions and gender neutral bathrooms? Pro tip: do not engage unless you want your coworkers to stare at you or get zero work done

[Ashley Goodwin @ashanne4]

@tcwoody99 @jmichaeljay Had to be known

[Ashley Goodwin @ashanne4]

T.I. is cancelled

[Ashley Goodwin @ashanne4]

@GordonRamsay in a heated debate and signed onto my twitter for this only: do you use a kitchen timer during your personal cooking?

[Ashley Goodwin @ashanne4]

Had a dream that I met @50cent at a casino. Then he took me on a date and ballroom dancing. It was beautiful. #50centisagentleman

[Ashley Goodwin @ashanne4]

@jmichaeljay @MGoodwin3 @UberFacts so madison using the word eggcorn instead of acorn is actually called an eggcorn. #mindblown

[Ashley Goodwin @ashanne4]

Netflix has asked me 4 times today if I'm still watching. So there's that...