shanti

so i was sitting there...barbecue sauce on my titties

[‏ٰ @memesbyfavour]

i would totally have a threesome but all the attention has to be on me

[Merv @fatalmerv]

I hate when i send a nigga my pictures and all i get is “you look good” this why instagram comes first bitch

[Flow Hardy @flowhardy_]

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

[Thaddy Bear Collections 🐻 @4EverThad]

I be on ppl go fund me like damn who sent that $1,000

[kat @yslnadi]

#womeninmaledominatedfields

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[lucky @irereieri]

i need a weighted blanket and he needs to be like 6’2 or something like that

[Myles 🇯🇲🇧🇧 @myles_premium_]

Soon as your mouth starts watering the saxophones are at maximum volume.

[‎ً @cyberfeeels]

"This job is driving me crazy"

Me at work:

[💗 @sydneydecember]

I suck at being sad over a ngga, two hours later I’m at the club.

[stressed @stressedalready]

ppl just be too late man. its too late. i dont want it. i wanted it when i wanted it. i dont want it anymore.

[Jazz @Miss_Dalisa]

I don't want to see a man this fine ever again. Get this nigga off my timeline

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

if i owe you a text back just imagine what i owe the government

[juice @appl3juicebox]

should i tell my situationship i love him

[Meg @heirmeg]

LMAOOOOOOO my mother be in the drive through asking for shit fried hard like girl they do not give a fuck

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Never cared. All i got is the last niggas tshirt and boxers

[FRAG @ffragx]

how the “hell-he-copped-her”

[Mon @Dadebbiee]

1 parking spot available , thank God for favor. Your food was $22.19 and you had $22.22 , thank God for favor. The disconnection date is on the 14th and you get paid on the 13th, thank God for favor.

[MovieBoy @movieboy69]

Doing drugs and watching cinema

[ICON @iconraeona]

niggas irritate me so bad.. idk how imma ever get married