ashley borsh

co-creator•girlfriend extraordinaire •bartender

[ashley borsh @ashb0rsh]

@BravoTV @Kate_Chastain ♥️♥️♥️

[ashley borsh @ashb0rsh]

@bizrockstars @DoorDash Your real success is saying 45 minutes, then ordering it & it taking 80 minutes & you still charge us $10 to have it delivered. Plus a tip. Great success especially your customer service.

[ashley borsh @ashb0rsh]

@TheRealTJGraham @NRAEF We’re you able to put it in the bank ?? Cuz I’m not able to !

[ashley borsh @ashb0rsh]

@NashMomof1 @Chef_Bush @jrock66 @NRAEF @ChefKwame @washingtonpost Wow same !!

[ashley borsh @ashb0rsh]

@mountsean @NRAEF I got awarded 5/8 - they say to wait four full weeks, then when that is up they say another full week. I understand they’re helping us, but some kind of email or tweet helping explain how they’re addressing the situation would be amazing - instead of every1 saying the same thing

[ashley borsh @ashb0rsh]

@EdwordMC @NRAEF It’s been four weeks since I got approved and nothing 😞

[ashley borsh @ashb0rsh]

@NRAEF I was approved four weeks ago and I have emailed but I’ve received no check 🤷🏼‍♀️ I understand how busy you guys are but any response would be amazing please ☺️♥️

[ashley borsh @ashb0rsh]

@boostmobile has the absolute WORST customer service in history. Hang up me two freaking times, don’t call back the call back number, about to switch carriers.

[ashley borsh @ashb0rsh]

When is @stassi & @iambeau getting their own show ?! I legitimately laugh out loud watching them.

[Pepé the King Prawn @SpicyPrawn]

Is important to take a break from work every once in a while, okay. But it is even better to work every once in a while and take breaks the rest of the time. Much better, trust me.

[ashley borsh @ashb0rsh]

@NickSwardson Pizza rolls for days

[ashley borsh @ashb0rsh]

@KellySprouls 🥰😍♥️

[Steve Howey @stevehowey]

@shanolahampton There is no Kev without V ❤️

[Hun @anouskamoss_]

Thread with links to all these things on amazon⬇️⬇️ https://t.co/vgUazEa0T7

[ashley borsh @ashb0rsh]

I’ve said it over & over & over but I CANT WAIT for game of thrones. I really hope we’re not all disappointed & that the finale is as satisfying as breaking bad was.

[ashley borsh @ashb0rsh]

1. Cheesy Gordita crunch 2. Soft taco supreme 3. Cinnabon delites ♥️♥️♥️

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

What are your top three Taco Bell menu items? I’ll say

3. Crunchy Taco
2. Crunchwrap Supreme
1. Doritos Nacho Cheese Taco Supreme

Mexican pizza is the worst and that’s not up for debate

[ashley borsh @ashb0rsh]

My thought process “it’s Gona be ok. It’s Gona be ok. Can I just get a new baby ? This isn’t ok 😭” #momlife #poopeverywhere #yeahitookapic

[ashley borsh @ashb0rsh]

When you’re an avid @broadcity watcher, and notice @ilazer on Sesame Street as ms noodle 😂 #momlife

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

Burger King has 10 chicken nuggets for a dollar. A gumball is 25 cents. 10 would be 2.50$. What the fuck is in that chicken? I’m fucking scared.

[ashley borsh @ashb0rsh]

@ghetto004 I’ll never forget, I’m clearly pregnant, about to pop. The women at the table questioned if they want the sangria or not I told them it delicious & they should. One of the husbands said to me “shouldn’t you not be drinking?!” Without missing a beat I said “I wasn’t born this way”

[ashley borsh @ashb0rsh]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary lololol and I still don’t understand it or have more than 100 followers 🤣