ASH

[ASH @ashbabiiak]

Remember buying CD soundtracks to movies? That was a wild era

[ASH @ashbabiiak]

I imagine the self checkout voice at Costco is the same one that welcomes you into hell

[ASH @ashbabiiak]

@Spotify please for the love of god make a news feed on your own app for people who give a single fuck to see everyone else’s Wrapped. Respectfully.

[ASH @ashbabiiak]

Choking rn

[Meeb @DMeebR]

What my hamster saw when he was cold and I wanted to warm him up

[ASH @ashbabiiak]

Raspberry is the GOAT of all jams I am not taking comments at this time thank you

[ASH @ashbabiiak]

Would just like to sit down and have a word with the person who decided it makes sense to be taxed 30 percent on every dollar you make to be taxed again when those dollars get spent

[ASH @ashbabiiak]

WHY do socks come in 6 packs when there are 7 days in a week??

[h a n n a h @H4nnahLew]

Insecure men do not belong in relationships with confident women

[ASH @ashbabiiak]

Pair your dried mangoes with dark chocolate and thank me later cause that shit be hittin

[ASH @ashbabiiak]

bro if you haven’t tried a crumpet you should

[ASH @ashbabiiak]

But actually, where do worms come from?

[ASH @ashbabiiak]

Ask Siri to play good vibes and she gives me this… @Apple let’s start handing out those pink slips shall we?

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

I’ve been taking Italian lessons on Duolingo and answering “gabagool” to all the questions. This morning the owl hit me with a brick as I was walking to my car

[ASH @ashbabiiak]

Found out I was neighbours with my colleague when he called me out for dancing and singing while walking my dog.

Just out here doing my part entertaining the community I guess

[ASH @ashbabiiak]

we do be doin as we do

[ASH @ashbabiiak]

My mailman out here flexing with a Tesla

what

[ASH @ashbabiiak]

calorie deficit because inflation lmao

[Adam Grant @AdamMGrant]

We judge people too much by the opinions they give and too little by the values they live.

You don't have to like their point to admire their courage in making it.

Decency is avoiding disrespect, not avoiding disagreement. Integrity is trying to get it right, not being right.

[ASH @ashbabiiak]

Falling asleep reading in the afternoon sun is one of my guilty pleasures

[Adam Grant @AdamMGrant]

If you're considering a career change but worried about taking a step backward, remember this:

It's better to lose the past 2 years of progress than to waste the next 20.