I think it’s absolutely wild that we are past the age of marriages and are now entering or in the age of divorces. Lmao. Like I already know two people that have been married and divorced.
I bought this guy a birthday present that I now have to return because I’m fucking dumb and I try to be the best for everyone that doesn’t deserve it because I’m a hopeless romantic that also likes to get slutty.
I just realized I ordered my 8 inch dildo on Amazon through my work account. Good morning everyone now I have a really nice conversation to have at work tomorrow with my boss.