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Getting up for work at 3am suuucks

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*from computer speakers* vsauce
*from behind you* michael here
*from inside your head* what if you were defenseless

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Welcome to another episode of “is it the caffeine or anxiety?”

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Do you mean to tell me that if I don’t go big, I might get to go home?

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My dad and I were watching Hannibal. There was an intense scene with Will and Hannibal and I said “c’mon! Just kiss already!” My dad replied, “I doubt that’s gonna happen. Might have to turn to fanfiction for that one.” I’ve never been so proud in my life.

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*has mental breakdown to slipknot*
🤘Metal Breakdown🤘

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I love when Hannibal tells unsuspecting people that he’d like to have them for dinner

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That’s it. I’m riding my bike everywhere.

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I eat music

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I’m in a very dark place and I don’t have the tools to navigate my way out

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Some people meditate to calm strong emotions. I gotta run it out or punch something. Then I’m good.

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Sometimes you gotta sprint out the tension

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I may have underestimated how much laundry…

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It’s nuclear not nucular

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Making new friends in the pit *chefs kiss*

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All I have to do today is laundry🙌

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Sneezed so loud it echoed in my drum kit

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I was in the target bathroom and someone was definitely eating chips in the next stall over. I don’t know if I was more disgusted about eating while crapping or bringing merchandise into the bathroom. Bad customer.

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I’ve made some questionable choices in my life but they have lead me to where I am now. I don’t regret any of them. I was invited to a dog’s birthday party.

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Body mods and bursting my eardrums are my favorite coping mechanisms