ash chen

grandpa | maude writer @ucbtla | former managing editor @The_Belladonnas | words in @pointsincase @littleoldlady__ @thisisrobotbutt

[ash chen @ashbitchen]

OMG just got accepted into harvard!! lol jk i tripped over a slipper today

[Justin Avery Smith @JustAVerySmith]

This is like when we thought Family Guy killed off Brian

[ash chen @ashbitchen]

my immediate instinct was to go on tiktok to see what ppl were saying about this but then I remembered 😭😭

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

TikTok is now banned in the U.S.

[KENYON DIXON @kennygotsoul]

Fires are nothing new to LA but being a Native and growing up here, this is honestly the worst I’ve seen. I know social media usually exaggerates everything but this time, it’s honestly worse than what y’all are even seeing online. This is crazy

[ash chen @ashbitchen]

in LA feeling like the fire nation just attacked

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

when that Trump picture was supposedly the “hardest image of the year” we couldn’t even conceive of this

[ash chen @ashbitchen]

@bb_apes nothing can save us 😭😭

[ash chen @ashbitchen]

omg guys there’s a ship stuck in the suez canal

[ash chen @ashbitchen]

goodreads should be as big as letterboxd. says a lot about society ://

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

all the new chappell roan fans are making ticket prices go up by so much i think it’s unfair for us real fans that liked her back in May 2024

[ash chen @ashbitchen]

if piglet is a baby pig, is hamlet a baby ham

[ash chen @ashbitchen]

the only time there was any light in their eyes was when they were talking about golf. they don’t have to run for president. they just have to chill and whack some balls into a field.

[ash chen @ashbitchen]

i expected people to show up like this at this year’s met gala

[ash chen @ashbitchen]

the way people go nuts over jacob elordi is how i feel about dev patel

[ash chen @ashbitchen]

i need someone to shout LISAN AL GAIB to me everytime i successfully parallel park in LA

[ash chen @ashbitchen]

@JustAVerySmith @The_Belladonnas @Disney thanks again Justin!!

[ash chen @ashbitchen]

hey thanks @The_Belladonnas for publishing my piece! and thanks @JustAVerySmith for proofreading my first draft! and finally thanks @Disney for making 101 Dalmatians all those years ago to inspire this moment

[The Belladonna 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇦 @The_Belladonnas]

“Do you know how many times an un-potty-trained puppy defecates per day?”

A Job Resignation Letter From Nanny, The Housekeeper in the 101 Dalmatians Household by @ashbitchen

https://t.co/ug1EHUnXOv

[ash chen @ashbitchen]

they should make five different movies for each member of one direction

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Name a role you think was perfectly cast.

[ash chen @ashbitchen]

i know i’m bad at prioritizing bc last year i chose to go to an evening improv jam rather than stay home and watch the anticipated season finale of succession

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

What’s a line delivery you’ll never forget?