ashley buerkett

Bentley’s / Bull & Dog Co.

[ashley buerkett @ashbuerk]

Shoutout to Kenneth at @AmericanAir at @SanDiegoAirport who helped us when our flight got cancelled. His line was chaos and he stayed past his break to help us before we even knew we got put on a diff United flight that we nearly missed. Absolute legend. Give this man a raise!

[ashley buerkett @ashbuerk]

Find me over here: https://t.co/IYPUvbYzON

[ashley buerkett @ashbuerk]

“Jesus is the headliner, I’m the opener”- Bryce talking about his Christmas bday

[ashley buerkett @ashbuerk]

Strawberries and cream @drpepper tastes like carbonated Strawberry @Nesquik and I don’t know how I feel about that.

[ashley buerkett @ashbuerk]

@TouchTunes why can’t I give away credits to people checked into my venue any longer?

[ashley buerkett @ashbuerk]

Please stop saying “demure”

[Rickolas Garson @GarrickNelson]

Taco Bell Doritos Locos Queso Sticks
=
Dorito breaded mozzarella sticks

I demand compensation for this idea

Your welcome, America

[ashley buerkett @ashbuerk]

@WCIA3 What a graceful thing for Erin to say ♥️

[ashley buerkett @ashbuerk]

@goth_dammit This person is a sociopath. Who drinks room temp water by choice when ice water is an option? Honestly.

[ashley buerkett @ashbuerk]

My toxic trait is wolfing down my popcorn during the trailers and giving myself a belly ache by the first scene of a movie. Every time.

[ashley buerkett @ashbuerk]

“I’m gonna get drunk on High Noons and cry during the speeches.” -@jennafrye watching the Oscars

[ashley buerkett @ashbuerk]

Christafa Moltisantiiiiiiiiiii

[CNN @CNN]

Actor Michael Imperioli says he's "decided to forbid bigots and homophobes" from watching his work following Supreme Court ruling https://t.co/bNOZ21Our9

[ashley buerkett @ashbuerk]

Alright... it's official. We got the weirdest call for a lost item at the bar. An urn. Apparently someone took their mom's ashes out for Mother's day drinks and misplaced her.

[ashley buerkett @ashbuerk]

My grandma used “cattywampus” in a sentence today. I will be adding that to my vocabulary.

[ashley buerkett @ashbuerk]

Pet peeve: Bragging
Just lemme find out randomly that you’re a badass and it’ll turn out to be way more badass.

[amity☊ @Zodi_Am]

I love an Aquarius. Wym you don’t have any friends but you know everybody?

[ashley buerkett @ashbuerk]

Can someone please tell the women on #OutlastNetflix to please stop calling themselves females, ok thnx.

[ashley buerkett @ashbuerk]

RIP old Hot Wok broccoli chicken and lo mein recipe. This one hurts. 🥦 💔

[astrology bot @astrologybot_]

letting it out would make you feel better, aquarius.

[astrology bot @astrologybot_]

aquarius. you're a great listener. now learn to speak.