Ash Cartwright

Education Procurement Manager who loves food, films and plays the odd instrument! Dem Blades 🔴 All views are my own

[Ash Cartwright @ashc82]

@currys 3 days trying to resolve a faulty £719 Samsung TV (UE75DU8000) via your online chat. Chatbot's about as useful as a chocolate teapot!!! Fixed screen defect, 19 months old, clear case under Consumer Rights Act 2015. Can someone actually help? Order CUR2454849887

[Ash Cartwright @ashc82]

Just finished 'More than a shirt' by @josephmdurso What a fantastic read!

[The Oxford Comma @RealOxfordComma]

Use the Oxford comma, folks.

[Giulio Di Giorgio @gdigiorgio]

Old mate pulled a hammy at the coin toss 😅🪙

#AFLSaintsDogs #AFL

[Ash Cartwright @ashc82]

Well played Middlewood Rovers! #utb #sufc #twitterblades

[GreasyChipButty ⚔ @GCB_app]

Blades Legend ❤️⚔️

[GreasyChipButty ⚔ @GCB_app]

I can’t believe what I’m reading. Such sad news.

Rest in peace, George Baldock 💔

[Ash Cartwright @ashc82]

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[Geraint @geraintgriffith]

If he played for Dundee United, he could have another day in Tannadice

[Tony Yorkshire @Tony__Yorkshire]

"When is Christmas?"

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread of cool maps you've (probably) never seen before 🧵

1. All roads lead to Rome

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Farage looks like he's sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook...

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Before passing away to illness, his best friend recorded his best man speech to be a part of their big day 🥺

[Peter Sciretta @PeterSciretta]

I never thought I’d need a Back To The Future / Terminator 2 mashup but now I can’t imagine my life without it ☺️

[Ash Cartwright @ashc82]

Heeeeehehehehe

[Mainly Things Sheffield United @AllThingsBlades]

Them leeds muppets.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

This is the coolest trio!

While this man drives, the puppy sleeps on his mom and the mom dog sleeps on this man's leg.

[Ash Cartwright @ashc82]

@TheCinesthetic Couldn't cope when littlefoot loses his mum😭😭😭

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

My goal in life is to be as unbothered as him