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[. @ashcaakes]

@PUNKYTHESINGER @FREEDDDEM Watching this little girl turn into a young lady still holding that sign is heartbreaking.

[. @ashcaakes]

@cctvidiots What a fuckin dweeb

[. @ashcaakes]

@TomlinStylex I searched your salad for an embarrassing amount of time

[. @ashcaakes]

I don’t think I’ve ever gone through a Wendy’s drive thru that wasn’t covered in crater sized potholes. Wendy.. do better.

[. @ashcaakes]

@Starburst I appreciate the suckers but I think they should have a tootsie pop texture when you bite into them.. Take my idea, I don’t need credit, just softer suckers.

[. @ashcaakes]

@Menards put a biggby coffee shop in your stores and see if I ever leave.

[Yesika Salgado 🍉✨ @YesikaStarr]

if they say they’re not ready to commit please believe them. we always think we’ll be the exception & so many folks use that as an advantage to wrap you up in waiting. why wait for someone to decide you’re worth the love you’re asking for?

[Sophie Ross Brooks @sophrossbrooks]

Daily Harvest still hasn’t posted on their socials that their lentil crumbles are sending ppl to the ER, nearly killing them and in some cases causing organ removal!!! It’s just a ✨link in bio✨

[. @ashcaakes]

Cruuuust almighty time to up the antidepressies.. Up up up.

[. @ashcaakes]

I pissed my pants in the Meijer parking lot today

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

i mentioned that my parents have been married 40 years and my gf was like "wow, i wonder what it would be like to love someone for 40 years" and it's like, just to be clear, my parents wouldn't know

[. @ashcaakes]

@JupitersVeryOwn Pisces and Scorpio 😬 I don’t know what the hell is wrong with me

[David @schaalfan]

Today a woman with developmental disabilities came into the library, and said she was lost. She didn't know her address, but her phone number was in her pocket on a piece of paper with Elmo on it. She kept saying, "The library is a safe place."

[. @ashcaakes]

This body suit just humbled my ass so quick. It’s a little small but I’m making it work. I popped the buttons so I could go pee and the crotch strap slapped me in the back of the damn head. 😭 I’ve got a concussion and I’m wearing sweats for the rest of my life, bye!

[abby govindan @abbygov]

why does no one talk about how depression and anxiety can cause major memory loss

[Karun Pal @karunpal]

Calling yourself out on your own shit is self-care.