ASHLEY D'ANDREA

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

The best people at saying ‘no’ are DJ’s and McDonald’s employees when you ask if the ice cream machine is working. #WeTweet

[ASHLEY D'ANDREA @ashcheeks__]

🗣NO ONE LIKES PAPER STRAWS
🗣THEY ARE DISGUSTING

[ASHLEY D'ANDREA @ashcheeks__]

I don’t understand why parents still say their kids age by months after a year. Like yeah my baby is 16 months 🙂. ONE your baby is ONE. Imagine my mom still doing that for me and my brother... yeah my babies are 312 months and 336 months 🙂.

[ASHLEY D'ANDREA @ashcheeks__]

@panch_b But you also got engaged soooooooooo all that bad is cancelled out right?! 💍❤️👰🏼‍♀️

[ASHLEY D'ANDREA @ashcheeks__]

😇

[ASHLEY D'ANDREA @ashcheeks__]

Hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog

[ASHLEY D'ANDREA @ashcheeks__]

Last night for the first time I accidentally forgot my purse in the car and some fxcking low life loser scum smashed my car window and stole it 🙂 Karma will get you. But here is every ones reminder not to leave any thing valuable in your cars!

[ASHLEY D'ANDREA @ashcheeks__]

LOL when people have things out for free and it’s raining on them. Especially when it’s a couch/furniture or a TV/electronics. Yeah someone definitely wants that now!.............

[Dana Beers @danabeers]

Thinking about Miller Lites

[ASHLEY D'ANDREA @ashcheeks__]

If you’re a guy and you punch a girl in the face than you deserve to burn. Sorry not sorry at all.

[ASHLEY D'ANDREA @ashcheeks__]

@kelseeeey_ Hahah. Yours wasn’t a story either. I will accept the - tho.

[ASHLEY D'ANDREA @ashcheeks__]

Josh and I are sitting watching snap stories and were able to name every restaurant people are out at for V-day just based off of the table, plates, and a little background. Can you tell we eat out a lot? 😂

[ASHLEY D'ANDREA @ashcheeks__]

It’s now 2021 and I still can’t edit a tweet after I post it?

[ASHLEY D'ANDREA @ashcheeks__]

@panch_b That’s because you ate all them nugs while pregnant 🤣

[ASHLEY D'ANDREA @ashcheeks__]

🦅

[Dunkin' @dunkindonuts]

Perks Members- Score a $1 Med ☕ every Eagles game day when you order ahead on the Dunkin’ app. 🏈 Exclusions apply.

[ASHLEY D'ANDREA @ashcheeks__]

Got a new vehicle yesterday and for the first time I am my father... parking a mile away from the entrance of the store so no one hits it 😐 Ya know, just adult things.

[ASHLEY D'ANDREA @ashcheeks__]

Well at least my family will be happy to see that I am not a hungover zombie on Thanksgiving for the first time in..... 4+ years 🙃🥴

[ASHLEY D'ANDREA @ashcheeks__]

You know you are getting old when you get very excited when you see a Hobby Lobby is coming to a location close to you.

[ASHLEY D'ANDREA @ashcheeks__]

@kelseeeey_ @jocolatechip @SamEyeAmmmm @kzoshh @haidennebui

[ASHLEY D'ANDREA @ashcheeks__]

@KatinskyMarissa Happy birthday!!❤️❤️